Category : OS/2 Files
Archive   : MRP_099B.ZIP
Filename : MISC2.TAG

Output of file : MISC2.TAG contained in archive : MRP_099B.ZIP
"Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
"Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition."
"Who is #1?" "You are, #6."
"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"
186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"?
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it shiva
Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!
Communism is like a mouth on a lollipop
Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof!
Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
Do not remove this tagline under penalty of the law
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Doctor Who for president
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Floggings will continue until morale improves!
From the Department of Redundancy Dept.
Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy!
Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me!
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
I am sweet and lovable at all times.
I didn't shoot J.R.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I'm an incorrigible punster--so don't incorrige me!
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm easy to please as long as I get my way.
I'm the person your mother warned you about
If this was funny it would be a tagline.
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If you can't be good, be careful
If you can't make it good, make it big.
Is there a BBS-aholics Anonymous?
Junk--stuff we throw away. Stuff--junk we keep.
Let's Go Mets!
NO! I do NOT use taglines.
Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O...
On a clear disk you can seek forever
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Pan the Avenger is back!
Pascal: What's it Wirth?
Paul Harvey fans always have a good day
Press -- to continue ...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Prosecutors will be violated
Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
Radioactive halibut will make fission chips.
Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline.
Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)
Rush Limbaugh for president!
SYNTAX? Why not--they tax everything else!
Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery.
The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
This is your sysop. ÂÇ´‹$ ­s   æsâ í¤ dâæg$.
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader. NOT!
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa.
Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
What's GNU with you?
Where there's a will, there's a probate
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
You are the IRS--you have the power to terrorize!
You are the Senate. You have the power to filibuster.
Your Zip file is open.
Your reality check just bounced.
çh‹ ‹ ”šâ m”ëîM éï ëâšgs
When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty.
3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um..
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk!
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
Who you callin' "argumentative", Bucko?
I'm fat. You're ugly. I can diet.
--==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==--
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, I got him with a 12 gauge..
* MR/2 1.3 NR * "We've done Win apps..but we didn't inhale!"--P. Kahn
If at first you don't succeed, call it NT.
Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something.
I program like a MAN. I use COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE.
Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example!
It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread.
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
*Real* Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym.
Tasha Yar supports Data entry.
I Still miss my ex-wife.....BUT, My aim is improving!
2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same"
.. He is holding a magnet. Everyone back up. -- Data
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.
I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilagrated.

  3 Responses to “Category : OS/2 Files
Archive   : MRP_099B.ZIP
Filename : MISC2.TAG

  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: