Category : Various Text files
Archive   : PYTHON.ZIP
Filename : BRNGDEAD.TXT

 
Output of file : BRNGDEAD.TXT contained in archive : PYTHON.ZIP

(A guard is walking down the road, push a cart full of dead bodies)

collector: BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.........BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.........BRING OUT
YOUR DEAD!.........BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!.........
peasant: Wait, heres one.
collector: Nine pence.
old man: *I'm not dead*
collector: What?
peasant: Nothing, heres your nine pence.
old man: *I'm not dead*
collector: Hey, he says he's not dead.
peasant: Yes he is.
old man: *I'm not*
collector: He isn't?
peasant: Well, he will be soon. He's old very ill.
old man: *I think I,m getting better*
peasant: No your not. You'll be stone dead in a minute.
collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
old man: *I don't want to go on the cart*
peasant: Awww....., don't be such a baby.
collector: Look, I can't take him.
old man: *I feel fine*
peasant: Well, do us a favor.
collector: I can't.
peasant: Well, can you hang around a few minutes longer? He won't be long.
collector: No, I got to go to the Robbinsons. They've lost nine today.
peasant: When's your next round?
collector: Thursday.
old man: *I think I'll go for a walk*
peasant: ( to old man) Your not fooling anyone.
( to collector) Look, isn't there something you could do?
old man: *I feel happy! I feel happy!*

(the collector looks around, sees nobody watching. He then hits the old man
with the mace, killing him)

peasant: AH! Thanks very much. (drops body onto cart)
collector: Not at all. See you next Thursday.
peasant: Right. All right.

(King Arthur and Patsy, still banging coconuts, go by)

collector: Whose that?
peasant: I dunno.
collector: Must be a king.
peasant: How do you know?
collector: He doesn't have shit all over 'im.



  3 Responses to “Category : Various Text files
Archive   : PYTHON.ZIP
Filename : BRNGDEAD.TXT

  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/