Dec 142017
PC and computer related chuckles.
File HUMORTXT.ZIP from The Programmer’s Corner in
Category Various Text files
PC and computer related chuckles.
File Name File Size Zip Size Zip Type
3090.TXT 7808 2610 deflated
ABANDON.TXT 2560 1294 deflated
BATTERY.TXT 4224 1958 deflated
DISCLAIM.TXT 4096 1810 deflated
GLOSSARY.TXT 1024 589 deflated
LANGUAGE.TXT 4864 2303 deflated
LOCUST.TXT 5760 2631 deflated

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Contents of the 3090.TXT file

IBM Intrepid Use Only

IBM Model 3090/69 Features & Assembler Language Commands

AAAH Add And Automatically Halt
AARTZ Add And Reset To Zero
ABC Abdicate Basic Compiler
ACM Automatically Clear Memory
ADN Add Naseum
AIM Add Improper
BAH Branch And Hang
BBBAB Bite Baudy Bit And Branch
BBC Branch Before Compare
BCEGR Branch on CE Ground
BKCRDR Backspace Card Reader
BKSPD Backspace Disk
BKTPR Break Tape Reverse
BLMNF BLow Main Fuse
BLPIN Branch and Loop Indefinite
BPE Bypass Program Error
BOB Branch On Bug
BOBI Branch On Blinking Indicator
BOBOI Branch On Burned-Out Indicator
BOCBF Branch On Chip-Box Full
BOPLT Burn Out Pilot Lights
BOPO Branch On Power Off
BOSO Branch On Sleepy Operator
BOXMS Branch On Index Missing
BPECK Bypass Error Check
BRPCB Burp and Clear Bytes
BSCH Burst Select Channel
BYCRE Bypass Core
BYTRN Byte and Run
CBS Crash Bothersome Source-code
CCS Chinese Character Set
CDHI Crash Disk Head Immediate
CIRM Circulate Memory
CMBG Create Machine Bug
CNFM Confuse Memory
CNFOP Confuse Operator
CRDT CReate Data
CTRNS Convert To Roman Numerals
CVUME Cover Up Machine Errors
DABCM Digit And Branch Converter Modifier
DAMIT Transfer Control to Perdition
DAO Divide And Overflow
DAC Divide And Conquer
DCTCB Dump Core To Chad Box
DDMWH Dump Dim Map of Western Hemisphere

DESSPK Destroy Storage Protect Key
DEVIA Develop Ineffective Address
DITCK Drop Into Check
DLTCR Delete Core
DRPBTS Drop Bits
DSTME Destroy Memory
ECL Early Card Lace
EJCAB Eject Chad Box
EJD Eject Disk
EDPMAB Electrocute DP Manager And Branch
EMU407 407 Emulation
EPE Execute Program Error
EPMAS Erase Protected Memory Areas
ERCDP Erase Card Punch
ERCDS Erase Cards
ERROS Erase Read Only Storage
ERPTW Erase Print Wheel
ETCRD Eat Card
EXIOC Execute Invalid Op Code
EXOP Execute Operator
FDCDJ Feed Card and Jam
FSKPRW Forms Skip and Run Away
GLPSB Gulp and Store Bytes
GPAER Generate Parity Error
IAI Inquire And Ignore
IFKTR Initiate Fake-out Routine
IGSPC Ignore Supervisor Call
IISH Ignore Interrupt And Hang
IISH Ignore Interrupt And Hang
ILLAD Illogical AND
ILLOR Illogical OR
ILPS Invert Logical Power Supply
INC1401 1401 Incompatibility
INVRB Invert Record and Branch
IOCSM Input/Output Conversely Synchronized to Matrix
ITLKC Interlock Core
JMKYP Jam Keypunches
LGOWY Load and Go Away
LMBR Lose Message and Branch
LPCON Loop Continuous
MDRBT Move and Drop Bits
MKTIV Make Tape Invalid
MVCON Move Continuous
MVLR Move and Lose Record
MVWRC Move and Wrap Core
NBC Negate By Clearing
OOOH Or Only On Half-hours
PBC Print and Break Chain
PBS Pop Before Stacking
PCHD Punch Disk
PCHOP Punch Operator
PDKBN Punch Disk Binary
PINV Punch Invalid
PINV Punch Invalid
POF Print On Fly
PRANB Pick up Random Bits
PRSMR Print and Smear
RBAFG Read Binary And Forget
RCDRD Rewind Card Reader
RCDSCD Read Card and Scramble Data
RCTKG Read Count Key and Garbage
RDBGG Random Bug Generator ** SPECIAL FEATURE **
RDBR Read Bad Record
RDCBX Read Chad Box
RDCHS Read Chaos
RDIRG Read Inter Record Gap
RDNOR Read Noise Record
RDIOST Read-In Only Storage ** SPECIAL FEATURE **
REDTH Reduce Throughput
REIMT Reinitialize Meter
REPAB Reverse Parity And Branch
REWFR Rewind Forward
RINV Read Invalid
RIODNR Rotate Input/Output Device Numbers Randomly
RNR Rather Not Run
ROLPR Rewind On-Line Printer
RPBL Read Print and Blush
RPI Reverse Priority of Interrupts
RPLT Read from Plotter
RPTR Read from Printer
RRR Rotate Right Randomly
RVDOD Reverse Drum Or Disk
RVDRI Reverse Drum Immediate
RWBKT Rewind and Break Tape
RWCRD Rewind Card Reader
RWDSK Rewind Disk
RWTOD Rewind Tape Onto Disk
RWWRT Read and Write While Ripping Tape
SARTZ Subtract And Reset To Zero
SCCHS Scramble Channels
SCDTA Scatter Data
SCMRY Scatter Memory
SCPR Scatter Print
SCPSW Scatter Program Status Word
SHLPN Sharpen Light Pencil
SKRSD Seek Record and Scar Disk
SLD Slip Disk
SMTACS Shift Manual To Automatic and Check Stop
SOSAJ Select Output Stacker And Jam
SPRDK Shuffle Program Deck
SPT Scramble Protected Tapes
SSJ Select Stacker and Jam
SST Stop and Stretch Tape
STAB Switch To Alternate Bedlam
STSLD Stacker Select Disk
STTPB Stretch Tape Binary
STUP Stacker Upset
TADBT Transfer And Drop Bits
TCTDK Transfer Control To Disk
TCTOL Transfer Control To Overhead Lights
TCTPL Transfer Control To Pilot Lights
TCTWS Transfer Control To Wall Socket
TCLSR Transfer Control and Lose Return
TMTDK Transfer Monitor To Disk
TPDEC Triple Pack Decimal
TRAHG Transfer And Hang
TRDB Transfer And Drop Bits
TRSCH Trap Secretary and Halt
UINDA Use Inverse Digital Array
UNCPB Uncouple CPUs and Branch
UPERR Update and Erase Record
UPTR Update Transaction
WCTKG Write Count Key and Garbage
WMTAE Write Memory , Transfer, And Erase
WNOSR Write Noise Record
WWRLR Write Wrong Length Record
XMAS Exclusive OR Main Areas of Storage
ZIPCD Address of Memory . Zip Code = 85281
ZIPEX Address by Nine-Digit Zipcode

And Remember --- "On A Clear Disk You Can Seek Forever."

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