Category : Various Text files
Archive : HUMOR.ZIP
Filename : SURGERY.MEM
Output of file : SURGERY.MEM contained in archive : HUMOR.ZIP
[ Send this along to anyone feeling especially cynical, or somewhat blue ]
[ It ought to cheer them up ]
John Hopkins Hospital
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Baltimore , MD
NAME __________________________________________________
ADDRESS __________________________________________________
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Please be advised that your OPTHARECTOMY operation is now scheduled for:
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DATE ___________________
TIME ___________________
The purpose of this delicate operation is to sever the cord that connects
your eyes to your rectum, and hopefully get rid of your shitty outlook on
life. It has been noted that you've been in less than perfect humor lately.
Dr. I. C. Clearly
Medical Co-ordinator
Polish Degree in A.S.S.
Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!
This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.
But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/