Category : Various Text files
Archive   : HUMOR.ZIP
Filename : SUNNY.MEM

PROGRAM PARTY!!! (INPUT,OUTPUT);

{THE FOLLOWING IS INTENDED FOR THOSE OF THE HUMAN RACE THAT CAN SPEAK
NO LANGUAGE BUT PASCAL .... FOR THOSE HIGHER BEINGS IGNORE THIS.... }

CONST
WATERMELON = FERMENTED;

TYPE
MAJOR_TYPE = (COMSCI,EVERYTHING_ELSE);
FOOD_TYPE = (CARNIVOROUS,VEGGIES);
BEVERAGE_TYPE = (ALCOHOLIC,KOOL-AID);
AMUSEMENT_TYPE = (WHOLESOME,UNPROFESSIONAL);
UNKNOWN_TYPE = (AL , LAURETTE);
CONTRIBUTION_TYPE = (DRIVE_US, PAY_MONEY_AS_IN_$5);

VAR;

BEGIN
WHILE SUNSHINE DO
BEGIN
CONSUME(FOOD,DRINK);
FRIVOLITY(SURPRISE!,PLAY,RELAXATION);
ENJOY_ALL_THAT_IS _THERE;
GET_TO_KNOW(PEOPLE_FROM_OTHER_STATES,MARYLANDERS,ON_CAMPUS,OFF_CAMPUS);
SMILE(VERY_MUCH);
REALIZE(ALL_ELSE_IS_TRIVIAL); {HA HA RANDY}
ENJOY_THE_SCENERY(GREAT_FALLS,YES_ITS_OFF_CAMPUS!!!!);
MEET_AT(LOT1_IN_FRONT_OF_TAWES,AT_ELEVEN_AM);
BE_THERE(OR_BE_SQUARE);
END;
END.