Category : Various Text files
Archive : HUMOR.ZIP
Filename : POLIT.MEM
Output of file : POLIT.MEM contained in archive : HUMOR.ZIP
Political Science and Cattle Raising
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An unknown author has compiled the following explanations of forms
of Government:
Socialism --- You have two cows and give one to your lazy neighbour
Communism --- You have two cows. The Goverment takes both and gives you
one quarter of the milk.
Fascism --- You have two cows. The Goverment yakes both and sells you
the milk.
Nazism --- You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureau-ism --- You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one,
milks the other, and throws the milk away.
Capitalism --- You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!
This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.
But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/