Category : Various Text files
Archive   : HUMOR.ZIP
Filename : PISSING.JOK
Subject: RE: pissing contests
Organization: PHILIPS Research Laboratory Brussels
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The joke about the man betting that he could piss straight in a glass from the
other side of the bar reminds me this one:
A secret policeman noticed a man hurrying through central Prague with a
suspicious-looking bag under his arm.
``Hey, you there!'' he shouted. ``Stop where you are. What have you got in
that bag?''
The man opened the bag, which proved to be full of banknotes.
``Where did all the money come from?'' asked the secret policeman
suspiciously.
``I'm a professional gambler. I won all that money in bets.''
``I will only believe you if you can show me here and now that you really
are an expert gambler,'' said the secret policeman sternly.
``All right, then. I bet you 500 coruna that I can bite my eye.''
The secret policeman accepted the wager. The man proceeded to remove his
glass eye and bite it.
``I'm still not satisfied,'' said the secret policeman. ``You must give me
further proof of your talents.''
``I bet you 500 coruna that I can bite my other eye.''
``You're on,'' said the policeman.
The man removed his false teeth, bit his other eye and relieved the secret
policeman of a further 500 coruna.
The secret policeman was furious. ``That's just cheap trick,'' he shouted.
``You've still not proved to me that you really are a professional gambler.
I demand one more piece of proof.''
``I bet you 500 coruna that I can piss in your boot and it will smell just
like rose-water.''
The secret policeman eagerly accepted, convinced that such a thing was
impossible. He took off his boot and the man pissed in it. He sniffed the
boot. It smelt not of roses, but of piss.
``Aha!'' said the secret policeman. ``Now you must pay me back five hundred
coruna. You're not so damned clever after all.!''
The man paid back 500 coruna and turned to go.
``There's just one thing,'' said the secret policeman. ``You must have
known that you could'nt piss rose-water. So why did you suggest the bet in the
first place?''
``Look at the crowd of people over there,'' said the man. ``Each one of
them bet a thousand coruna that I wouldn't dare piss in your boot.''
Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!
This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.
But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/