Category : Various Text files
Archive   : HUMOR.ZIP
Filename : DEBUGGER.MEM
an especially catchy melody, I humbly suggest getting a printout of this, and
following along next time you hear the original song)
(Chorus) DEGUGGER!
When there's somethin' strange
In your piece of code,
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
When your terminal's stuck
In Graphics Mode,
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
When a pointer points
And nothin's there,
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
Division by 0,
But you don't know where,
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
When your program's long,
And it all goes wrong,
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
Fill up my coffee mug.
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
Just s e t s o m e b r e a k s,
That is a l l i t t a k e s,
When you call...
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
Let me tell you somethin'...
HACKIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOO-OO-OOD!
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
I ain't 'fraid of no bug.
Don't debug alone, no, no.
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
If the "last bug" won't go,
And other bugs start to show,
I think you'd better call...
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
What ya gonna calll?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER! (I can't hear you!)
What ya gonna call?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
Louder!
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
What ya gonna run?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
What can ya run?
(Chorus) DEBUGGER!
(repeat and fade...)
Tom Channic channic@uiucdcs.{Uiuc,UUCP,CSNET,ARPA}
{decvax,ihnp4,inuxc}!pur-ee!uiucdcsb!channic
Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!
This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.
But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/