Category : Various Text files
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The Unofficial Smiley Dictionary

๐Ÿ™‚ Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection on the computer.

๐Ÿ˜‰ Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.

๐Ÿ™ Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a Frowning smiley but not quite as
good as a happy smiley

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-: User is left handed

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) User is drunk

[:] User is a robot

๐Ÿ˜Ž User is wearing sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

::-) User wears normal glasses

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

:-{) User has a mustache

:-{} User wears lipstick

{:-) User wears a toupee

}:-( Toupee in an updraft

:-[ User is a Vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 User just made a wry statement

:-* User just ate something sour

:-)~ User drools

:'-( User is crying

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ User is screaming

:-# User wears braces

:^) User has a broken nose

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way

=:-) User is a punk rocker

=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

+:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

|-I User is asleep

|-O User is yawning/snoring

:-Q User is a smoker

๐Ÿ˜• User smokes a pipe

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O ๐Ÿ™‚ User is an angel (at heart, at least)

๐Ÿ˜› Nyahhhh!

๐Ÿ˜€ User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed

:-& User is tongue-tied

:-C User is really bummed

<|-) User is Chinese

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes

C=:-) User is a chef

@= User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

๐Ÿ˜ฎ Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

d8= User looks like a beaver wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9 User is licking his/her lips

[:-) User is wearing a walkman

<:-I User is a dunce

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beanie

@:-) User is wearing a turban

The invisible smiley

.-) User only has one eye

,-) Ditto...but he's winking

C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
a mustache, and a double chin (EDFH?)

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smileys.

๐Ÿ™‚ Midget smiley

:I - Hmmm...

๐Ÿ™ - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

|^o -Snoring

:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache

:-0 smiley orator

๐Ÿ˜• smiley smoking a pipe

}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
a double-chin

:-8( condescending stare

Drama ๐Ÿ™ Comedy ๐Ÿ™‚ Surpise ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Suspense 8-|

A pig:


Bon Jovi:


Ed Koch:


Bozo the Clown:


Wilt Chamberlin:


Willie Shoemaker:


a schizophrenic:


a manic depressive:

๐Ÿ™‚ ... ๐Ÿ™ ... ๐Ÿ™‚ ... ๐Ÿ™ ....

Adolph Hitler:


A philosopher:


A cadaver: (thanks, LeStat)


A skull:


Hope you enjoy these ... TJM

  3 Responses to “Category : Various Text files
Archive   : GFILES.ZIP
Filename : SMILES.TXT

  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! ๐Ÿ˜€ I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: