Category : Various Text files
Archive   : GFILES.ZIP
Filename : COMPUTER.TXT

 
Output of file : COMPUTER.TXT contained in archive : GFILES.ZIP
10 good reasons to spend time with computers instead of wimmenz....

1) computers don't get shitty when you spend ime with another computer

2) computers don't care if ciome home smellign like a computer

3) computers don't dump you

4) computers don't write "dear john" notes

5) computers don't reject you

6) computers always like to be played with

7) computers don't care if you spend a lot of time with wimmenz
(why spend time with wimmenz?)

8) computers don't complain when you spend too much time with them

9) keyboards make a nice pillow

10) computers don't care if you fall asleep while playing with it....

(sorry.. could not help it.. take it for what it is... me i think it is funny
as heck.. btu then well.. i worte it.. so i also thik it is true as heck....)

Ford Prefect
Insane, Inane, and Crazy


  3 Responses to “Category : Various Text files
Archive   : GFILES.ZIP
Filename : COMPUTER.TXT

  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/