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(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)ay Kaddish
(A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SEC
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It!
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h Poop.....
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)elf-Destruct
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked!
(expletive deleted) -R. Nixon
*** primum non nocere ***
*** Society is for the prevention of Lusers ***
***** Ohm's Law is Electrofrying *****
*IBM? Incredibly Boring Manuals *
--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
1200 bps used to seem so fast
186,000 mi./sec., it's not just a good idea, it's the law
2(C) or !2(C)
2+2=4 (for the time being).
3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
386 and HST 144x - The only way to fly!
386, EZR, John Hancock ....The only way to TAG
640K is enough for anyone. - Bill Gates
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
98% of all statistics are useless.
😉 wry grin {:-) bad rug 8-)x bow tie and shades
<- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!!
<< Registration number coming soon! >>
<<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button!
<<--- this box opens into another universe.ÿÿ
<>
Exit Talk to me HAL !!
============ Who said that? ================
?senilgat doog yna wonk enoynA
A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bottle in front of me or, a frontal lobotomy
A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A computer a day.....
A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<<
A Cray a day to keep IBM away!
A day without sunshine is like night.
A dirty book is seldom dusty
A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back
A friend in need is a pain in the neck.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
A girl a day keeps the wife away.
A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!!
A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe
A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste.
A Knight a Day Will Surely make Pages By Night!
A little a'disk & a little a'dat
A little greed can get you lots of stuff
A little LAN will do it!
A little red button awaits to be pushed !
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
A mind is a terrible thing to taste
A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm?
A Nave by Look, A Knight by Trade
A Paradox May be Paradoctored.
A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out.
a point of view is a matter of perspective...
A QWK a day means you're offline!
A Rime For Dime Amy Ole' Time
A single fact can spoil a good argumentÿ
a small brain can power a BIG mouth
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
A tagline is a terrible thing to waste
A tagline? Or a reflection of a deadly reality?
A Woman a day keeps the Wife away
A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won.
A*C, who said A*C?
A-440 or Fight!
Abort, Retry, Fail ?
Abort, retry, forget it!
Abstinence should be practiced with modulation
Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt!
Acid rain dissolves styrofoam.
Actions speak louder than coaches.

Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!!
Advice is usually worth what it cost.
Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Age can be beautifull as long as it works!!!!
Agreement: The basis of reality and culture.
Ah shucks it works - darn it!
Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It.
Aha! another "undocumented feature"!
Ahh - a desq with a view!
Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say
Ai Mate, Capt'n J.P. Jones Here!
Aiee! The planet's been taken over by vegetables.
Alamak!!!
Alas, Ye Dark Knight of York!! Prepair to Make DO?
All generalizations are false.
All Good Things Come In Numbers . . .
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All hope abandon, Ye who steal taglines from here.
All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat"
All life's answers are on TV -Homer Simpson
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Almost any program runs faster on a 386/25.
Alone at last!
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.
Always remember: look before you leap!
Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs
Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day
Am I hallucinating or something??
America, Land of the Free!
An "expert" is anyone from out of town.
An optimist is a guy without much experience
an xplaination...
Anarchy is against the law.
And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
And here I stand, on the edge of Incompatibility
And Here I Stand, On The Raw Edge Of Reality
And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson*
and I'll show you the prints of Wales
And now for something completely different.
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
And so it goes...
and the continuing saga of the sticky heads
And they said it couldn't be done.
And what else floats.....?
And you thought BATS were just for Baseball!
Anger is one letter short of DANGER. Deal with it or die.
Announcing the SHOGSORPOP! Send $15.95 to...
Another brilliant mind ruined by JH.ÿ
Another empty space
Another Night In the Day of A Fledgeling Knight!!
Antidisestablishmentarianism!!
Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
Anyone got a good TAGLINE for me ?
Anyone wanna buy some used Malathion? þ
Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped
Apathy Society cancelled due to no-shows.
Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*?ÿ
Are you SURE it's plugged in?
Are you Sure the instruction book says that???
Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky?
As the Iron Curtain rusts...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
ASM programmers drive stick shifts.
Aspirins give me a headache.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
At least egotists don't talk about other people
Attention! This Is The POSYS, My Tags been Snaged
Attention!! Modem addict on the lOOse
Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX!
Aw, gee, Wally . . .
Bachelor: One who's footloose and fiancŠ free
Back to taxation without representation..
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Barnum was wrong ... it's more like every 30 sec.ÿ
Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me.
BASIC sux!
Bathing Beauty - A girl worth wading for!
Battle Club Be Hanged, Help me down. ...I'll Run!
BBSing is a Maalox Moment.
Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose!
Be different DON'T speak your mind!
Be sure to practice safe hex... Use an Eraser
Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines!
Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
Beam me up! There's no intelligent life here.
Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here!
Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online.
Been a long time since I rock an' rolled
BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer.
Beheading: The ultimate loss of face.
Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law.
Behold!! Yon Dragon Shoots Flames fron his A**
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwalt gersput!
Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got
Better is the enemy of good enough
Better know nothing than half-know many things.
BEWARE - This user is a Tag-line THIEF!!!
Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS!
Beware of Modem Addiction! It's contagious!
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
Beware the psychopomp
Big nostrils? Look at your finger size!
Bikes Not Bombs
Biochemists Wear Designer GreenGenes.
Bit Decay!? Yo— say ˜ou h†ve B‹Â Dî‡ay¨
Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without!
Blessed are the pessimists;they make backups!
Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
BOING! RIME--America's Funniest Home Computers
BOING! Tag! You're It...
BOING! There are too many people in the world.
BOING! Dolly Parton-- silicone based life
Borland schmorland
Born Free, Taxed to Death !!
Born in 1945. The replacement for WW II.
Brain in gear before mouth in motion.
Brandy-and-water spoils two good things
Briefniks of the world, Unite!
Bring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked!
Britannia waives the rules.
Broaden your horizons, communicate!
Broken Hearts repaired while you Sleep!
Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain.
Bugs Bunny works for the KGB.
bugs in the teeth
Bugs, like coat hangers, breed if unobserved.
Bugs, What BBBuuugggsss?
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - Chuck F.
Burma Shave.
Burnin' down the house...
But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car
But I did read the docs...I just didn't understand them.
But Lord, Please I Have to Make Do and We.
Buy in haste, repair at leisure
by George I think she's got it!
C Error #003: You're joking... right?
C Error #007: Irrational concept!
C Error #008: It'll never work, really!
C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found
C Error #011: First C Program, huh?
C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n");
C Error #013: That's Mr. C to you bub!
C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump...
C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing...
C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed
C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk
C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza?
C Error #034: !!! RùAùIùD !!!
C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug.
C'ing More and More Each Day!!!
C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum
CAFFEINE.COM Missing. Replace User and hit CR
California Saga...
Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE
Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data?
Can you find the mispelled word in hear?
Can you read umop apisdn
Can you tell I need more tag lines?
Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit
Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind
Carpenters are just plane folks
Catch a wave!
Cats are easier to train than kids!
CATS ARE IT!
Cause It's A Mystery!
Caution: Contents under pressure!
Caution:High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED!!
CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em)
Changing gears, here.
Chastity is it's own punishment.
Cheer up - things will get worse.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Cheese Une Crackers! This TagLine is Crummy
Cherry Pluckers of the World Unite!!!!
Chickens are how eggs make more eggs.
Child Discipline - Tanya Hide
Choosy hackers choose .GIF!
Click...Click...Click...Darn! Out of taglines!
Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on.
Coffee doesnt cause cancer --------Water does!!!
Cogito ergo sum presupposes "I"-ness
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Collapse Schr”dinger's Wave Function!
College Students Do It With Class
Committees keep minutes and lose hours.
Communication: The Universal Solvent.
Competition makes great programs!
Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <-ÿ
Computer operators KNOW how to operate!
Computers All Wait at the Same Speed!
Computers are gre..............
Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute
Computers just make me seem smarter!
Computers operators do it from memory.
Computious Say Ain't Life A Byte.
Confront reality -- Not drugs.
Confused? Consult your OOP Guide.
Constants aren't; variables don't.
Cool Dude!
Cosmic Soda-pop
Counselor, Is there any intellignece here?
Courage - Yugo First
Cowa Bunga, Dude....
Cowabunga I'll take the Marshmallow pizza
Create the future and you'll see tomorrow now.
Creativity is a Spark of Life!
Creditors have much better memories than debitors
Crime doesn't pay - and neither does programming.
Crown Prince of the Crown Royal
Cruising at Warp 3
Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen!
Cthulhu Saves!, he might be hungry later...
Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt
Cute and definitely hugable....right!
D&D Anyone?
D.A.M. = Mothers Against Dyslexia
Dame if you will, and dame if you don't.
Damn the documentation, full speed ahead!
Dan Quayle ... just a heartbeat away!
Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer
Dangerous exercise: jumping to conclusions
Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list!
Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs
Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file?
Dear FAT, don't eat so many BYTES
Death before Dishonor, but neither before breakfast!
Death don't have no mercy in this land!
Death: to stop sinning suddenly.
Decadent Capitalist and proud of it!
Denok batera - PRESOAK KALERA!!!
Desperate diseases require desperate remedies
Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor!!
Did I just step on someones toes again??
Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?
Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so.
Did you really understand that message ¨
Did your dog *really* eat your homework?
Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt.
Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks
Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap...
Dis Tag Stole From Da Gotfather's on Stash
Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace
Diskette Organizer?... What's that?
Disney girls and fantasy world...
DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE!
dnats t'nac I krow eht s'tI...boj ym evol I
Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented?
Do not blow in to a bear's ear!
Do not remove this tag under penalty of law
Do not remove this tag!
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? þ
Do you like me for may Brains or my Baud?
Do you steal taglines too?ÿ
Do you think binary? 0 or 1?
Doc files-We dont need no stinkin'.doc files
Doc King. USN. Semper Fi!
Docs? What docs? I don't remember seeing any docs!
Doctors bury their mistakes...
Documentation is for people who can't read.
Does electrons flow? or walk?
Does Pi make sense to you?
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Doin' the TAGLINE STRIP !
Don't "push." "Re-engineer" it instead. 🙂
Don't ask me, I just work here.
Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!
Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opusÿ
Don't blame me... I didn't do it!
Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people
Don't drink and write taglines
Don't force it, use a BIGGER hammer!
Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
Don't judge a book by its movie
Don't just sit there. Do something.
Don't look at me! I'm A Generic Tagline
Don't make 'em like they used to, thank God
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
Don't tug on Superman's cape.
Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn.
Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo
Don't worry, I'm go‹ng t“ bƒckup t•d†æ­!­
Don't worry, send money!
Don't you just LOVE these little machines??
Dont bug me,I'm working out the Mandlebrot set in my head
Dos Error #012 - Human error, Human error...
DOS Error - Can't drive to that write.
DOS gets in your eyes!
DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file.
DREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing
DREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz
Dreams are true while they last.
Drive A: not ready. Let me format C: instead.
DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron
DSZ ha slow - haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!
Ducking Quickly behind MarkMail Door...
Duct tape is like TheForce-it holds the universe together
Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes!
Duplicate or blank Taglines 0
Durians - The King of Fruits
Dyslexics are persona au gratin.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Dyslexics untie!
Eat Beef!! Cow Farts cause Polution!!!
Eat more fruit said Tom, with aplomb.
Eat Some Fire, Scarecrow!
Eat the Rich. The poor are tough & stringy.
Efficency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed
El amor es un camino que de repente aparece
Electricians are live wires!
Elegant Light Fixtures - Shanda Leer
Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!!
Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont...
emit elttil os ,segassem ynam oS
End of Tagline file - (A)bort (R)hash (F)ake it!
Engineers blow things up!
Epe‚, Foil, or Sabre?
ERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!!
Error finding HomeBrew! User.sys not loaded
Error: No keyboard found. Press F1 to continue.
Eternity only goes in two directions....
Even small candles are brighter in the dark.
Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible.
Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ?
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
Every DESQ with a view!
Every thread needs a needle
Everybody lies about bad sex!! Robert A. Hienlein
Everyone is entitled to my own opinion
Everyone is gifted, some open the package sooner
Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner.
Everyone Out for Volleyball in 10 Minutes!
Everything is relative, including this
Everything starts as somebody's daydream.
evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL
Evolution: nature's search for the original.
EXCESS is the key to enjoying life!
Exit the reader quickly and quietly....NOW!
Experience is finding mistakes you make again
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice!
Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that dam bug at?
EZ 1.33 þ If I was a plastic surgeon, I'd pick my nose.
EZ, I'd rather fight than switch!
ez-reader on day off...the joys of June
Fact. Stranger than any science fiction.
Facts are stupid things - R. Reagan
Fahrvergnugen: How do you start this thing?
Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's
Failure is never fatal and success is never final.
Familiarity breeds contempt- and children.
Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it".
Famous words "I'll only 'puter' for a few minutes"
Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!!
FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO!
Features should be discovered, not documented
Feel free to publish this TagLine. It's Stolen
Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down!
Few children fear water unless soap's added
Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!!
Fight War Not Wars!
Fire & Smoke Method Used Here! (POOF!)" %$&^$#&
First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin
First things first, Not necessarily in that order.
First, we'll kill all the programmers
FLASH! Pee-Wee Herman joins cast of "Different Strokes!"
Floggings will continue til morale improves
Foat Wuth...I Luv Yew!!!
For adult education, nothing beats children
For some Reason, reality is an illusion.
For some, reality is an illusion.
For What It's Worth.
Ford - fixed or repaired daily. 🙂
Ford - Found on roadside dead. 🙂
FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin]
Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something...
Forgive me father for I have syned
Fort Worth...Where the West Begins!
Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn
Freddy Kruger lives in your CPU Stack, ....Nightie
Freedom is Expensive, but worth it!
Freedom is something we take for granted.
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Friends come and go, enemies agglomerate
Friends don't let friends pay retail.
Friends warm the world with Happiness
From Disk and all of the little Diskettes
Further, higher, faster, onward, upward...
Game Blaster is NOT Adlib compatible.
Genius is the power of lighting one's own fire.
George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents !
Get a USR It leaves the others behind.
Giga,Mega,Kilo,Milli and Pico. Hmmmmm.....
Give me water, and I'll burn it up
Give up, you'll only live til you die.
God heals, and the doctors take the fee
God isn't dead, He's just dodging the draft.
going where no clusters have gone before.
Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!!
Good Tags never die, They just get Sniped
Gort, klaatu borata nikto
Got Kleptomania? Take something for it!
Government for one, to hell with majority!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.....
Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance
Grass is nature's way of saying "High!"
Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up.
Greed is the Walton's having another child
Gun Control-- Being able to hit the Target!
Guns don't kill people...I kill people.
Halitosis is better than no breath at all.
Hand me that solar-powered flashlight.
Happiness is no run-time errors
Happyness is Killing Orcs
Hard Drive backup??? Who me.......
Hare Krishna Hare 4DOS
Hark Wench, I Require Wine,Song,and Entertanement.
Harken Ye All Knights, Hey Guys, the Aile's on me!
Harken!!! The Queen Has Spoken!
Harken, May the Rook And Queen Castle For Evermore
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
Have an Electrician Check Your Shorts
Have you counted your Legos lately?
Have you ever danced with the devil?
Have you hugged your modem today?
Have You Hugged Your Sysop Today?
Have You Snaged Your SYSOPS Tag Today, Then Snipit
Having "The Leg Up" will help you pee better.
He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author.
HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly.
He married me for my tag lines.
He nust have made a macro of my signature
He who lives by the sword laughs last.
He who lives in glass house best dress in basement
He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet!
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Let The Royal Joust Commence.
Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent.
Heh! I'll get you and your little dog, too!
Heisenberg might have been here
Hello sailor
Hello World !!
Hello World!: 17 Errors, 31 Warnings....
Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
Hello.. Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold?
Help A Derelict Democrat Get A New Job On Nov 12
Help cure dreaded Computer Addiction:send software
Help me if you can I'm feelin' dooown . . . þ
Help reduce junk mail. Send personal messages
Help! SLMR 2.0 don't work no mooo!!!
Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike
HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died...
Help..I Need SomeBODY!!!
Here Tag! C'mon Tag! Good Tag...good boy!
Here we go again
Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in!
Hey Guy's, last one to the Inn get's Rotten Crotch
Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree!
HEY! Stop reading me!!!
Hey! Who took the cork out of my lunch?
Hey!!!....This is not my dad's TAGLINE!!!
Hi There, Umm, Uhh, I can't remember your name either!!
Hmmmm what's this red butto¹»ÆºÃNO CARRIERÿ
Home of the Pig Stye
Homework causes Derr, Uhh, Umm, Drain Bammage!!!
Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect!
Honest honey, I was at the office!
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
How about that gnarly old goat dude?
How Bout a Trio, 4 for 1, W 00 00 W
How do I set my laser printer to "stun"?
How do I spell "relief"? E-X-L-A-X.
How do these taglines work again?
How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has fleas
How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it!
Hum be doo wap bap boo da doo bop bop bop dop
Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** fault.
Humble Appology To Honorable Users!
Humility is no substitue for a good personality!
Humm, Makes sense to me .......I Think
Hummmm, I had a tagline when I came in here
I  my dog....
I 'C' said the blind man.
I am an atheist still. ......Thank God!
I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I am going to live forever, or die trying!
I am in total control, but don't tell my husband.
I am in total control, but don't tell my WIFE.
I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.
I am old!
I am the Passion; I am the Warfare.
I brake for Unicorns.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can't remember if I used to know that.ÿÿ<ÄÄÙ
I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP
I come from a long line of progenitors.
I confess! I've been peeing in the sink!
I don't call 911.
I don't do Mondays!!
I don't do mornings...
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't know about you, but I'm going to run!
I don't know, but it happened.
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, toto!
I don't want to play coach - we're losing..
I dont read these either...
I drink, therefore I am.
I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
I Forgot To Add A Tagline
I had a tagline when I came in here
I HATE call waitinÌÚ᮲NO CARRIER
I hate it when that happens!
I hate my tagline!
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

I invented these chips, also in chocolate
I know a heartache when I see one.
I laugh at "paid programs"
I like ê-made Ò.
I liked that one
I live so far in the country, my ZIP is EIEIO
I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her
I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet
I may be SynThetic, But, ...I'm not sutpid.
I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go...
I own Seagates, want to make something of it?
I prefer a bottle in front of me
I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused
I see another red eyed morning coming.
I Shot & Killed him Cause he wouldn't draw first. W.Cody
I should have BBSed all night...
I spent HOURS thinking up this Tagline!
I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving!
I stole this tagline from someone else!
I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me.
I sure do love those BBS's.
I thought, therefore I am, but what i am, I am not am I?
I tried the rest then..........I ran out of money
I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused.
I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet.
I wanna be sedated!
I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter.
I was up allnite trying to round off infinity
I wave my private parts at your auntie
I will choose Freewill - Rush
I wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc
I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing.
I Wish I Wuz In Dixie .....Shucks You are Fool
I wish someone would steal this tagline.
I work like I'm paid... Very little and once a month...
I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared...
I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law!
I'd give everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not a Hostess..
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'd rather be bicycling.
I'd rather be lucky than good anyday!...
I'de enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was?
I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words
I'll do it when I remember what it was!
I'll get you yet, you kwazy wabbit !
I'll have this one, one more and another
I'll never forget Ummm, ....What's-Her-Name?
I'll never forget what's-his-name.
I'll try anything once too oftenÿ
I'm apathetic and I don't care.
I'm back!!!!!!!
I'm Chippy the Mutant Hell-Beast & I don't like this film
I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out.
I'm flexible, just don't change anything!!
I'm flexible..just don't change anything.
I'm going to dread one day at a time.
I'm going to make beeg trrouble for moose and squirrel
I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I'm innocent and haven't been read my rights!
I'm just a Gentle,Bashful,Modest Individual!
I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places
I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met.
I'm not conceited; I just can't stand mortals
I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age
I'm not lost, just momentarily disoriented.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I'm not tense, just terribly alert.
I'm not waiting in line to play TAG.
I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive. Am I?ÿ
I'm now running a "re-engineered" 20 MHz SX!
I'm on the Bleeding Edge of Technology!
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam.
I'm running out of tagline materials! Help!
I'm SO confused!!!
I'm still searching for myself.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million. Guess it
I'm thinking! I'm thinking!
I've fallen out and I can't get in!
I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro
IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable.
IBM: Intense But Manageable
IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more
if (output == CRAP) eat_words();
If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustibles
If I had a nickel for every bug...
If I owned Hell & D.C. I'd rent D.C.& live in ..
If I were two faced, would I wear this one?
If I where two faced, would I wear this one?
If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! þ
If it ain't broke yet, let me have a shot at it.
If It doesn't matter, and what if it did?
If it itches - Stroke it!.....It might Work.
if it works! Don't fix it!
If it's 04/14/90, we must be in Sandy Eggo.
If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy.
If it's not broke, Then it must be the Beta Copy!!!
If it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular??
If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws!
If MAZOLA is corn oil... what is CRAPOLA?
If that's the way you want to be about it ...
If the truth offends -- too bad.
If there is no God, Who pops up the next Kleenex(R)?
If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If variety = Spice/Life. Make mine milk.
If Wabbits feet are Wucky, what happened to the Wabbit?
If we could pool our Group Dynamics...
If wishes were fishes we'd all be in stitches.
If you act enthusiastic, you'll be ..........
If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'.
If you can't be right, at least be careful
If you can't make it good, make it big.
If You Care Enough to Steal the very Best, Snipit
If you don't like what I say, don't read your tag
If you don't vote for me I'll kill you all.
If you have to scroll, it's too long!
If you hear an Onion ring Please.... answer it!
If you knew it, when did you know you knew?
If you REALLY must stay, please leave
If You Say Nothing, No One Will Repeat It
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.....
If you're not there, don't ANSWER!
If your parents didn't have sex, you won't either.
IfYouCanReadThisYourSpecksAreBetterThanMine
Ignorance & apathy: I don't know, and I don't care.
Ignorance is not always Bliss!
Illigitimus Non Carborundum.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Impossible! That is not good French. - N.B.
In God We Trust - All others pay cash.
In search for the perfect comm program...
In the end, Gravity Wins -- Dolly Parton.
In the end, there can be only one!
In the End, There can only be Telix, EZR, and DSZ
In war, the rich get the shekels & the poor the shackles
In your EZ-Reader config. Specify BUGS = OFFÿ
include
Incorrigible punster - do not incorrige.
Inflation means the Buck does not stop here...
Inquiring minds want to know.
Insanity is hereditary -- from your kids.
Instant swimmer. Just add water.
INTEL would've flunked Computer Architecture 101!
INTELLIGENCE IS A STATE OF MIND????
INTUITION:AN AMIGAN USES INSTEAD OF DIRECTIONS
INVALID COMMAND.COM- USE 4DOS SYSTEM HALTED
Iraqi Rifles for Sale:Used once, never fired..
Is a Hard Drive a transcontinental auto trip?
Is it a crime to be illiterate?!
Is it Friday, yet?
Is it live or is it an image?
Is it still Monday?!?
Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky?
Is that MURPHY perched on my shoulder???
Is the lack of a tagline a tagline in itself?
Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? ARCARC
Is virus a 'micro' organism?
It ain't a bigone but it sure is SLMR
It always cost more than you originally budgeted for.
It helps if you plug it in.
It is a federal offense to copy this tagline.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!!
It seems to be uncontaminated by cheese.
It was casual to the most obvious observer..
It works better if you plug it in!
It's 00:00 GMT. Do you know where your PC is?
It's 12:24 am. Do you know where *YOU* are?
It's 25:00! Do you know where I am?
It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwe
It's a notable exception..
It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it.
It's another fine mess you got us into, Ollie
It's been a business doing pleasure with you
It's kind of fun to Consummate the Impossible.
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland either.
It's not for me to say...
It's not IF you hard drive crashes but WHEN!
It's not just reality that matters.
It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours.
It's only rock and roll but I like it
It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much!
Its a dog's life -how lucky they are!
Its been a Murphy day all week long.Sigh!
Its not the act but the word is the test...
Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate
Japenese is strange. I Kana understand it.
John Hancock - - Where arrrrre you?
John Hancock is where it's at!
John Hancock..when you want to send the very best!
Johnny: Quit playing with your floppy and Zip Your Qwk
Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.
Juan Valdez was shot in the back by a Mule....
Junk-stuff we throw away. Stuff-junk we keep
Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy
Just a moment.. I have another call..
Just Bear with me one more time
Just can't find the words
JUST DO IT!!
Just do it...explore the possibilities!!!
Just how high can you throw that thing?
Just let me hear some of that Rock and Roll..
Just passing through.
Just Robocommin' Around!!!
Just say no! (To IBM)
Just trying out a new thing or two ...
Keep only those you like, cancel anytime !!!
Keep your eyes on your own taglines, this is a quiz.
Keep your hands on the keyboard...
Kempo means never having to say your sorry!
Kill them all--God will know his own!
Klatu! Varada Nicto! ==== Getum Big Fellow!!
Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true!
knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD
Knock, Knock, Who is there?
L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king
La Quinta, is Spanish for Next to Denny's.
Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg.
Ladies with an attitude.
laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
LAN Users Get more Connections
Last minute is always the most productive!
Last night I dreamt I had insomnia
Last one out turn on the UPS.
last_laugh = gloat();
Late Roman score -Lions=3 Christians=1
LATER..........AS IN MUCH!!
Le Future, C'est C!
Learn something NEW today!
Learning music by reading is like making love by mail.
Lefties of the World Unite !!
LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY
Let me out.... I'm trapped in this computer!!!!
Let the user debug it!
Let's have a Matriculation Orgy!
Let's Keepum Alive
Lets all take the TIME to really LISTEN 2 r KIDS
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Lie: The program is bug free.
Life goes on day after day [after day]...
Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease.
Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Life is best done awake.
Life is short, eat dessert first!!
Life is too short to dance with ugly women.
Life is too short to not read the Tag Lines
Life's a bitch and then you die....
Life's short, eat dessert first!!!
Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp it.
Lifes a BEACH in SANDY EGGO!
Lifestyles of the rich and PC compatible.
Lightning & elephants do as they damn please!
Like it? Wanna buy it?
Like/head/wall/banging/feels/good/when/stop/
Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives
Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits...
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain...
Live (?) from New York . . .
Locks only keep honest people out.
Look at all the indians! - G. Custer
Look at the world through DOS eyes!
Looking for Love? Adopt a pet!
Losing weight: the triumph of mind over platter.
Love comes to you, and then after...
Love isn't lying, it's loose in a lady who lingers..
Love-Temporary insanity curable by marriage
Luck: A matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
Mac error message: Duuuuude! You got a problem.
Macho Programmers Use Edlin.
Mad Smurf Orgies on Video! Get your copy of volume 1 now
Make my day. Kill a GUI today.
Make ten copies of this tagline, send it to ten friends..
Makeway Ye Nave!! Or Prepair to Meet Your Master.
Making tomorrow's mistakes today!
Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself.
MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts.
Marijuana is a weed ù Bush is a dope
MarkMail þ Robocomm þ Pkzip þ What a life!
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Matter of fact, I DID get my license at Sears!
May all your hang-ups be drip-dry.
Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you havn't met.
me gently with a chainsaw!
Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer
Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud.
Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that.
Mediocre is as mediocre does. Just average.
Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
Memory is a thing we forget with.
Memory is the first to go--thank goodness!
MIDI this, he said, pulling down his....
Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !!
Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one
Missed it by THAT much.
Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors
Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life
Money talks - mine always says "goodbye".
MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI
More taglines coming soon...
Mother Nature didn't plan on Human nature
Mr Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14400.
multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously!
Multitasking:Hanging up more than one program
Murphy had a GOOD day!
Murphy's Law needs to be vetoed!!!
Murphy's Law supercedes Ohm's.
My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec.
My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery.
My computer just won't stop talking.
my couch potato routine honed to perfection
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore
My FAT sector has ANOREXIA nervosa!
my first Ez-reader reply!
My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake!
My hovercraft is full of eels
My kingdom for a unique tagine!
My last original thought died of loneliness.
My Lord Pray tell.. WHERE IS THE BLASTED OUTHOUSE!
My lucky colour just faded.
My Mom took my taglines away for a month! þ
My mother-in-law is an alien.
My nipples explode with delight!
My Oh My, Another Pie In the Sky!
My other computer is a HAL 9000!
My other tagline is better. Really!
My other tagline is on a bumper sticker
My other tagline stolen at nodeid þ
My other tagline stolen at nodeid
My reality check just bounced.
my tagline is off topic
My taglines are original. I am a copy.
My Taglines Original. ....It's Zeroxed.
My wife had a baby and my reader overflowed!
My wife's other car is a BROOM!!!
My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time!
N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself
Napoleon is a short, dead dude!
Nasi Lemak, the breakfast of champions.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Necesity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Net mail, now where did my opener go..
Never a dull moment!
NEVER argue with people who know they are right!
Never attempt to replicate a successful experiment
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Never mind the facts - I know what I know
Never program and drink beer at the same time
Never say never again
Never stop to releieve thyself. Use your Boots!!
Never think, it slows you down.
Never trust a computer you cannot carry.
NEVER Try To Outstubborn A Cat!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire.
New Book: _How to write a How To book_
New Ez-reader user and my phone is free!
New ez-reader user tech support welcomed!
New Hayes AT command: AT ET = Phone Home.
Nice computers don't go down.ÿ
NIMBY=Not In My Backyard
No Bermuda vacation...the bridge is out.
no big deal
No matter what the subject, it's money.
No matter where you are there you are...
No offense intended in anything above!
no problemo
No problemo
No special reason, just government policy
No Strippa Da Tagline !!
no tagline needed.
Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition!
NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation!
None of you exhist... My Sysop Types all this In!!!!!
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be!
Nosy bugger, ain't I?
Not a bug - an undocumented feature!!
Not ready, error reading user's mind.
Not tonight ....... I have a headache.
Not tonight, Dear...I have a modem
Nothing behind you matters
Nothing is foolproof. Fools are too ingenious.ÿ
NOTHING is FOOLPROOF..Fools are too ingenious!
Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
Nothing's foolproof, idiots are too ingenious.
Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure
Now I'll test my stun gun--here kitty, kitty!
Now I've gone too far, where do I go now?
Now is the time for all good men
Now that there's your FIRST problem, Pilgrim!
Now the bad news - The captain wants to go waterskiing!ÿþ
Now then, was that funny or WHAT?
Now with the added power of Platformate.
Nuclear clock stands at five mins to midnite
Nuclear clock stands at T - 5 minutes
nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more
Nuke it till' it glows.
Nurses make it all better
OBVIOUSLY a Norton fan!!
Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind!
Official Jack Daniels Field Tester.
Official tag line area.
Official tagline of the 1996 Atlanta Olympics
Oh give me a cray... Where the numbers play..
Oh say can you C...(at dawn's early light)
Oh!! You been smoking that STUFF again, ummm?
Oh, A Way Down South In the Land Of Cotton
Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open!
Ohhhh Noooo, NOT, another learning experience!!
Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops!
OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's
Ok, Lets Turn Up the Heat A Little!!!
Old programmers never die, they get updated!
Omen The only Way to MOBY!
On a clear disk you can seek forever
On a clear disk you can seek forever!
On all lasergrams: Don't forget the Zap code.
On the Bleeding Edge of Technology.....
On the raw edge of reality I stood . .
On the trailing edge on technology
Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!!
once i add stealth technology to my HST!
Once in a while you can get shown the light
One if by LAN, 2 if by C, 3 if by ERR.
One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true.
One man's trash is another man's treasure
One planet is all you get!
One size fits all is a lie.
One step forward, two steps back...
Online time is fine!
Only one chance to make a first impression!
Onward with ez-reader. Is my tie on straight?
OOPS! I stepped in something, ..... GUI
Open a hailing frequency...
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationall
Open my eyes, that I may see...
Open Roads....Open Minds.
Open the pod bay doors please, Hal.
Open your wallet & say after me "Help yourself"
Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker
OS/2...half an operating system!
Ouch! And I mean it.
Our patience will achieve more than force
Outta the way, ya knuckleheads!
Overweight just sort of snacks up on you.
Oysters: The cure for loss of Direction!!!
Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned
Paranoia is heightened awareness!!
Pardon me, but that's my leg you're gnawing off.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
pardon me.. I have been smoking DSZ docs!ÿ
Park the HD? As in moving it from D to P?
Part-time musicians are semiconductors
Partition your hard drive with Disk Devastater
Partition your hard drive with Disk Mangler.
Past and Future make a Now sandwich.
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
PC & taglines under final tests.
PC (and taglines) are on the "bench."
PC and taglines are under repair.
PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks.
Peanut Butter & Taglines: One Great Taste.
Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand!
People fear *most* what they understand *least*
People fear *most* what they understand *least*!
People tiptoe thru life so they can get safely to death!
People who kill people give guns a bad name.
People who live in glass houses shouldn't.
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy
Persist: the greatest effort's not enough.
Pets are it!
Philosophy is the root of all things.
Photographers are great in dark rooms
Pioneers only get arrows in the back
PKWARE: "The Data Compression Experts" (tm)
Place Your Ad Here
Plagarism is the sincerest form of taglining...
Plankton lobiest: "Nuke the whales!"
Play it Again, Sam
Please check your firearm at the door.
Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate
Please logout immediately
Please, Mr. Wizard! Which way is the Byteroom?
Poets Do It With Meter
POKER - The game of the GODS!
Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Politics is no exact science
Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only!
Power-QWK - Blowing a Gale through offline mail readers.
Premium Notice: ......The check is in the mail!
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press [Ctrl][Alt][Del] to continue.
primum non nocere
Primum Non Nocere
Problem: My #VARIABLE# doesn't want to.
Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow. Or next day.
Production is the basis of mor
Production is the basis of morale.
Profanity, the language computerists know.
Profanity, The Language of Computer Professionals.
Programmers do it with their fingers.
Programmers to it from the top down
Programs are just people in disguise.
Progress is made on alternate Fridays.
Protect data from prying eyes: randomize it!
Prunes give you a run for your money.
PS. I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person!
Pssst, hey BUDDY, have I got a deal for YOU!!
Psst, Buddy! Wanna buy some FL swamp land?
Psychobesity, The Study of Large Pots!
Psycobesity, The Study of Large Pots.
Puns are our business... Our ONLY business....
questions, questions questions!
Questions, Questions, Questions
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
Quiet Please-This next trick is impossible!
Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!
Quiz--Ozone Layer is: 1)Unimportant 2)Purple 3)Huh?
Quoth the Maven Rvermore.
Qweekmail? We don't need no steenking Qweekmail!
R/O capable (this is a BASIC tag-line!)
RAID - - Kills bugs DEAD !!!
RAM THE BITS, AND FASTBACK AHEAD
Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!!
Read the docs?? Wow, what a RADICAL concept !!
Read. You may learn someting!!!
Reading takes time. It's FUNNER on RIME.
Reading, writing. Who cares about arithmetic?
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
Real men write self-modifying code
Real Programmers Collect Lint.
Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
REAL Robocommies don't eat quiche þ
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of acid
Reality is for people who can't handle computers.
Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.
Reality is frequently inaccurate
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Reality is when it happens to you.
Reality? Nope, not for me, ...It makes me laugh.
Reality? Yeah . . I sorta remember that . . .
Reduce brain fat. Eat moral fiber.
Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes
REMEMBER - I HAVE A CAT THAT NEEDS A HOME!
Remember to never split an infinitive.
Remember when SI= 60, Sigh, Now It's 2
Remember, we're all counting on you!
Remember, wherever you go, there you are.
Remember.., Take time to smell the flowers!!
RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly.
Research: Doing battle with ignorance.
retupmoc siht edisni depart m'I pleH
Reversals are coming!
Revlon effect:Our only service is lip service
Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out!
ROBOCOMM IT!!!!
Robocommies do it with EZ-READER þ
Robonap - Sleeps for you while you're online.
ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually.
Round up the usual suspects!
Run away! Run away! Run away!
Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians!
S&W) beats four aces.
Safety Harbor Institute of Technology
Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12
Save a tree-Eat a beaver!
SAVE THE NOCTURNALS!
Save the planet from disaster -- Replicate
Save this message ! You may need it !
Schizophrenic? I'm bleedin' Quadrophenic
Scruples are best with garlic butter.
Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable.
Searching for help in all the right places
SEEK Error Reading Drive C:
Selamat Datang!
Self Defense - O.I.Hurt
Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish)
sensations, libations, that stagger the mind.
Severe Memory Limitations
Sex: damned if you do, miserable if you don't
Sexy women are nature's way of saying "Keep it up!
She turned me into a newt! I got better...
Shell to DOS....come in DOS...Do you copy?
Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . .
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark
Short attention span tagline
Short-hop to Johnson, bobbles it, over to 1st...Safe!
Show me something built to last
Shut your eyes and you'll burst into flames.
si vous avez l'argent, j'ai le temps
SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substituteÿ
Sitting here with my BUFFER open!!!
Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust
Skating away on the thin ice of a new day
Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives
Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair!
Sleazegate, The First Name in Disc Drives
Smaller you say.....
Smart bomb: Cogito ergo Boom!
Smile! It makes people wonder!
SMILE!!! GOT IT!!!..
Smoking manuals is dangerous to your health.
snoitatimi roinuJ HJ paehc fo eraweB
So I wing it w/the Encyclopedia Britannica.
So many BBSs, so little time!
So many messages, So little time!
So who did frame Roger Rabbit?
So who's idea was it to let AKC do SPCA's job
SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch
Soccer is a good sport! Just don't SOCK-HER!
Solipsism is no fun if you can't do it with someone else.
Solution: A more subtle problem.
Some men are discovered. Others are found out
Some people just don't know when to quit
SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! My Keyboard Died!!!
Somebody keeps changing the rules.
Someday I'm gona Gas My Dentist, Just for Giggles
Sometimes I just go on and on and on.........
Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes a windshield
Sorry, but this is the Shadow of a tagline.
Sounds interesting, let's keep it going.
Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!!
Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer...
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
srewsna hguone ton ,strepxe ynam ooT
ST XXXXI: To BALDLY go where no man has gone...
Stacatto signals of constant information...
Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty
Stamp it and ship it.
STARK RAVING SOBER
Statements here are NOT those of the Posys...
Statements here are not those of the Sysop...
Steal my Tagline, Please.
Step on it before it gets the children!
Steroids, the breakfast of champions
STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP...park ELSEWHERE
Such a long long time to be gone
suoinegni oot era slooF .foorploof si gnihtoN
Support mental health.........Or I'll kill you.
Support the economy: Buy a Hyundai!
Surf's up!
Surge into electronic mail.
TAG ....YOU'RE IT !!!
Tag line under construction.
Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order.
Tagline goes here - Use your imagination!
Tagline, I don't need no stinking tagline!
Tagline: Universal wisdom in 45 bytes.
Tagline? Where? What is a tagline, anyways?
Taglines - can't live with 'em . . .
TagLines are a figment of your imagination.
Taglines are the restroom wall of RelayNet.ÿ
Taglines...the electronic "bumper snicker"...
Take my advice...I'm not using it
Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.
Take time to listen...
Take Your Mouse to lunch Today!
Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin.
Talent is as talent does.
Talk is cheap ... till you hire a lawyer.
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
Teachers do it......but forgot how!!!
Teachers would do it....but forgot how!!
TechnoBabble - Requires BS to understand!!!
TechnoBabble, the language of choice!
Technology is so technological
Teenage Mutant Ninja Technical Writers
Telix users are worth their SALT.
teNyaleR evah I won ;efil a evah ot desu I
That Ain't My Wife. ......She's My Sysop
That's funny, you don't LOOK Druish....
That's not a bug! It's supposed to do that!---->*
That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either!
That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize.
The "HELL" you say...
The above opinion is worth 2 cents.
The banner bore a single word: Excelsior!
The beatings will continue utill moral improves
The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past
The Bill Of Rights: VOID WHERE PROHIBITED
The Borg Are Back An' Theres Gonna Be Trouble Hey Na Hey
The cavalry is late
The circus is in town.
The crulest lies are often told in silence
The Cursed Cursor curses and having cursed...
The darn thing works better if you plug it in
The Day I Ripped My Pants - Barb D. Wire
The early worm deserves the bird
The faster I codes, the behinder I gets!
The first thing to go is the..Oops, I forgot
The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark?
The fungus can destroy even the notebook
The future isn't what it used to be
The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
The Greatest of Faults Is To Be Conscious of None
The handwriting on the wall may be a forgery!
The human race is still in Beta test...
The Imagination, a terrible thing to waste
The lunatic types on . . .
The man who has everything should be quarantined.
The Meek Don't Want It
The mistakes are all there just waiting to be made!!
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The most perfect day to do *ANY* job is tomorrow!!
The name is Bond -- James Bond
the new,inexperienced new kid on the block
The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying.
The ocean is the ultimate solution.
The one with the most toys at death wins!
The only brain-dead 286 chips are made by Intel...
The other day a dog peed on me; a bad sign...ÿ
The people all know, Everyone's doin'that rag
The phone's tapped anyway.
The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull!
The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday.
The rules stay the same, the game changes.
The scenery only changes for the lead dog.
The School of Comparative Irrelevance
The secret is in the rinse cycle.
The semimar for TIME TRAVE Will be held two weeks ago!!
The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying!
The State: friend to all, enemy of each one.
The story continues.
The Tagline of Tommorrow............Today!
The Telix alarm is a C Major arpeggio.
The trouble with Spitting Mail .....Is Drooling Taglines
The world is a stage with no audience.
the world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!
The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
There are 8million messages in the naked city
There are no answers, only cross-references.
There's a lesson in there somewhere.
There's sumpthin' bigger than Phil!!
There's that strange noise from the drive again...
These are the things dreams are made of...
They're comin' to take you away! HAHA!!!
Things equal to nothing, are always equal
Things get worse under pressure
This came from a brain damaged offline reader
This car only needs _minor_ repairs ...
This end down, not up, Stupid!
This has the potential to be a clean tag line
This ins't a tagline, just a mind on BUGS!!
This is a confidential tagline.
This is a parapsycic tagline....
This is a sample tagline. Ignore it.
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY TAG LINE SYSTEM
This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall.
This is an ex-parrot!
This is home - This is mean street
This is meaningless ...
This Is My Tagline. Go Steal Your Own!
This is your sysop. Âô­s s ˜ouô sËsop ¢¤ ëçug‘.
This past week have all been Murphy days.Sigh
This phone is baroque; please call Bach later.
This sentence is false.
This space for rent.
This space formerly used by a tagline.
This statement is a lie.
This tag is copyrighted, sorry.
This tag is new, witty, and stolen <7>times.
this tag wastes your time and mine...
This tagline deleted.
This tagline intentionally left blank
This tagline is 100% EZ-Reader compatible!!!!!
This tagline is 100% EZ-Reader compatible.
This Tagline is a figment of your intelligence
This TagLine is Closed for Remodeling
This tagline is encouraged where prohibited
This tagline is firmly etched in Jello!
This tagline is pirated...(Argh Beeee Garrrrrrr!)
This tagline is umop apisdn
This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
This tagline to be removed only by consumer
This tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds.
This tagline will selfdestruct in 10 seconds!
This world aint fit for *US* decent folks!
ThistaglineiscompressedbyPKZ1.199%.
Thought is action in rehearsal
Til we cross-references again.....
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Time is an illusion. Lunch-time doubly so.
Time: A descending scale of intelligence.
tin cans and a string....
To add a tagline or not add a tagline . . .
To Boldly Probe Where No Man Has Probed Before!!!
To each his bone.
To each his clone!
To err is human, but sometimes so devine!
To ERR is human, to fix it takes a COMPUTER!
To err is human, to forgive is unthinkable.
To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics.
To err is human; to moo, bovine.
To go where no man has gone before.........
Today is the last day of your life, so far.
Today is tomorrow's yesterday.
Too many bells and whistles
Too many boards, not enough phone lines.ÿ
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL, Mae West
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL.
Toto, I don't think that we're in Kansas anymore
Tra La La!! Take Me To Your Loveing Place!!
Trade ya' some MIPs for some MegaFlops!
Trombonists do it with better positions.
Trust me, I'm a consultant.
Truth can wait for today; she's used to it.
Truth is the last thing folks want to hear.
Try Clarion for REAL database Development!!
Try Your Best, Then Steal The Rest, .....Snipit
Trying to catch hold of an ecstasy...
tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ
TTYL.... FIRST
tunes in the distance...
Turbo Pascal my true speech pattern
Turn down your air guitar.
Turn it up!!
Turn it up!!, Louder! Now I can't hear you!
Turn the sucker over, and whack it!
TV lets folks w/nothing to do watch folks doing it
Twas Brillig and the Slithy Toves...
Twizzle twazzle twozzle twone.
Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity
Two's company, three's the result!
UFO - Uninformed Friendly OffWorlder
Ugly fellas get the girl!
Uhmmmmm, I forget what You were going to say?
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Undocumented features will rule the Earth.
Unify the world; be ZIP compatible!
Use Contraceptives at every conceivable occasion
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment
Use Raid. Stops bugs dead!
Use undiluted Lint for clean programs.
Use your tag line today!
uSER was seen where on Saturday?
Users are *my* nightmare
users to actually hear ansi music
Very good, Einstein, but next time show your work
Via ProDoor 3.4R Socks are the larval stage of coat-han
Virtue is its own punishment.
Vivisection is a crime:unless you use a mime
void atexit("Jump in a lake!");
Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE"
Vote Libertarian!
Voyage of the Acolyte
wal-ni-rehtom dezama na si nam taerg yreve dniheB
Walls impede my progress.
Wana know what they say about you, .....Hummm...
Wanna buy that bus for my baby some day...
wanta' see me pull a rabbit outa' my hat??
WARNING! This message is contageous!
WARNING! Computers and modems are ADDICTIVE!
WARNING! REMOVAL OF THIS TAGLINE REQUIRED BY LAW
WARNING!! I steal taglines.
Warning!!! This user pirates TagLines!!!!!!
WARNING: < CHILD ON BOARD >
Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use.
WARNING: Now entering Sleazegate's QC dept.
WARNING: This tagline contains bugs
Was it as good for you, as it was for me???
Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id?
Was that an African or European swallow?
Wasn't EZ-Reader a child's 1st Grade Tutorial.
Watch out for those offensive speed humps!
Watch your back, hot files Zipping By.
Water Polo - a REAL contact sport
Way Down Upon The Swannie River
We all live in a yellow subroutine
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
We apply ourselves to perfection of That.
We are having technical difficulties
We have the ANSWER? ..Now! What is the question?
We now return control of your brain ..CokeControl
We now return Control of your Modem to you....
We tortured the data until it confessed.
We'll build it if you put it together?
We've gone too far now, we can never go back!
We've upped our standards...Now, Up Yours!
Welcome My Friend! Welcome To LaMachine!
Welcome to My Electronic Blunderland
Welcome to Tampa, Florida
Welcome to the department of repetitive redundancy.
Well Stanley, this is another fine mess!
Well, I'm off to D/L a file...Wish me luck.
What a long strange trip its been
What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it
What alignment am I? Chaotic-confused!
What am I doing here, anyway?
What are you looking down here for?
What Are You Looking For? There's Nothing's Here!
What goes around, comes abound
What goes around, Humm, is usually a real DRIP!
What goes in is not always what comes out!!!
What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
What I need is a faster modem?
What if there were no hypothetical situations
What lies under eternity?
What me worry? I read relay mail.
What part of NO don't you understand?
What problem are we trying to solve here?
What the heck is the Pepsi Summer Chill Out?
What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines!
What would my wife think if she knew about this ??!!
What!!! ..... Me Recompile?
What's a tagline
What's above? New planets to conquer!
What's another word for Thesaurus?
What's on their minds when they abbreviate Kentucky?
What's this button do? Click! Poof!!# $ $%?ÿ
whata maroon! - Bugs Bunny
WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat?
Whats a Tag Line ??
What`s tennis without a racket?
When all else fails, read the docs.
When all else fails, unZIP the .DOC files.
When in doubt, be positive, mumble loud!
When in doubt, form a committee
When in doubt, mumble, when in trouble, delegate.
When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del.
when in doubt, sell it!
When something goes wrong, find Norton!
When you BARELY have time to call the very best!
When you have to go, the toilet overflows.
When you're really in doubt, press RESET.
When your work SPEAKS for itself. .......Run
Where Am I?
Where ever Yugo, I go.
where have I heard that before ??
Where's the ANY key?
Wherever Yugo, I go...
While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes.
Who has been fooling around with my computer?
Who is to guard the guards themselves?
Who knows? Who cares? Who votes?
Who put the fly in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?
Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'?
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?!
Who started this tagline business, anyway?
Who watches the Watchmen?
Who's to bless and who's to blame?
Who...Me? Just as soon as I check the BBS
Why are love and relationships so confusing?
Why are you reading this? Message is above.
Why do backups fail when you need them?
Why do middlemen always seem to grab either end?

Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones
Why do they call them APARTments?
Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
Why do your backups fail when you need them?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that the best taglines are too lon
Why use anything but Telix for communications
Windows open and let the bugs in.
WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?
With a name like SNAPPER it's gotta be good
Without Waves there would be no change
Wives last the length of the marriage, ex wives forever.
Wizard in a strange WAN
Wolfgang's Third Law: It can't work.
WOMAN.Zip.....Great program, but no documentation!
Won't work? Do you have a problem with that?
Woops! The Ole' FAT Table is TOO Fat!!!!
WORK is a four letter word for welfare.
Work is the curse of the partying classes!
Wow... Did you just see that USR go by?¨­!
Write complaint legibly in this box: []
Write replies and reading messages during downloads
Writing to Washington won't help Ä he's dead!
WYSIWYG- In this Case, ... All To True
Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything!
Yankee by birth, Texan by choice!
Yes, I do Windows (3.0)...
Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt!
Yes, scream...there's no modems arround for miles!
Yesturday I kudknot spel engeneere now I r one.
Yet Another D**n Yankee, ........From Miami!!!
Yet Another Yam Dankee
Yo Squire! Help me remove My Boots, They Are Full!
You are only as good as everyone else thinks !
You can do it! You always do, don't you?
You can't argue with a sick mind!
You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading!
You can't close the door when the wall's caved in!
You cannot fathom the consciousness of a leaf.
You don't have a '486 yet?!?!?
You know what they say about that...
You mean I have to do a TAGLINE, too? I quit!
You might have heard him say he was BATMAN!
You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia.
You've been smoking that stuff again, Humm?
Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days)
Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting.
Your mileage may vary. Your car may not run.
Your punishment, Barbarella, is Tom Heydan!
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
Yuch, Poor Knight!! ....His Staff is Broken.
ZZZZZZZ This Tagline is taking a nap ZZZZZZZ
€ Look a midget.
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  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/