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Any UNIX users will appreciate this one - a few choice DCL commands and the responses that they would elicit.
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From umbc::ehanson Thu May 9 13:43:01 1991
Date: Thu, 9 May 91 13:39:06 EDT
From: umbc::ehanson
Subject: Unix commands...
Status: RO

Ken,
I came across these when perusing some ftp files at a remote site...
tell me if you like them!!!

Here are a few of the less used DCL commands !

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% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create







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