Contents of the DCLHUMOR.TXT file
From umbc::ehanson Thu May 9 13:43:01 1991
Date: Thu, 9 May 91 13:39:06 EDT
Subject: Unix commands...
I came across these when perusing some ftp files at a remote site...
tell me if you like them!!!
Here are a few of the less used DCL commands !
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% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
% got a light?
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
%blow: No such job.
(-: Command not found.
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
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