From: [email protected] (Brian Dowling)
When the body was first made, all of the parts wanted to be boss.
The brain said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking,
I should be boss.".
The foot said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go and got him in
position to do what the brain wants, I should be boss.
The hands said, "Since I do all the work and carry all of the money to keep
the rest of you going, I should be boss.".
The eyes said, "Since I must look out for all of you and tell you where
danger lurks, I should be boss.".
And so it went with the heart, the ears, the lungs, and finally the asshole
spoke up and demanded that it be made boss. All of the other parts laughed
and laughed at the idea of an asshole being boss.
The asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off and refused to
function. Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the
foot was to weak to walk, the hands hung limply at the sides, the heart and
lungs struggled to keep going. All pleaded with the brain to relent and
let the asshole be the boss.
And so it happend. All the other parts did all of the work and the asshole
just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.
The moral: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BRAIN TO BE BOSS.