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Talk like they do down on eastern avenue. Very funny.
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Lexicon of Bawlamarese
(How to communicate with the natives)
by Paul Riddle


Aig...the kind with a yoke
Arnjuice...from the sunshine tree
Ann Runnel...Glen Burnie's county
Authoritis...arthritis
Arsh...People from Arlin
Awl...goes into the crankcase
Aspern..."Take 2 and call me in the morning"
Arn... What you do on an arnin board
Beeno...A famous railroad
Bleef...What you believe in
Bethlum...A steel mill
Bawler...what the plumber calls your furnace
Baffroom...see "rostrum"
Balamer...our home town
Blow...opposite of "above"
Birfday...blow out the candles on this day
Cammer...used for taking photographs
Cole Race Beef...a favorite sandwich
Corm Beef...another favorite sandwich
Calf Lick...Protestant, Jewish, and...
Croddy...Oriental art of self defense
Devoiced...no longer married
Down A Point...where most of Dundalk works
Droodle...Park that houses the zoo
Draff...animal with the longest neck
Downey Ayshin...Where everyone goes in the summer
Druckstewer...drugstore
Dizzy Whirl...Florida tourist attraction
Dest...where you set at to pay bills
Duddney...doesn't he
Dundock...people who work down a point live here
Drooslem...The Holy Land
Elfin...animal with a trunk
Everythink...everything
Erf...the planet on which we live
Fard...area between eyes and hairline
Farn Gin...used for fighting fars
Farst Fars...Smokey the bear fights them
Flar...something growing in the garden
Ford...opposite of backwards
Fillum...what you put in a camera
Froddy...that God it's Froddy
Gubmint...government
Gubner...governor
Granite...what you don't want to be taken for
Harble...horrible
Harrid...a downtown street
Hustler's...a department store
Har and Far...What the boss does
Hex...another department store
Hoskull...where you went before cah-widge
Ignert...ignorant
Iggle...our nation symbol
Jeet...Did you eat?...usually answerd by "nojew?"
Klumya...Rouse's new city in Harrod Canny
Larnix...Larynx
Lobble...responsible for...as in "I hold you lobble"
Litlitlee...famous for Italian food
Lozenger...medication for ailing larnix
Merlin...The Free State
Morality...the race for Mayor
Macely...mostly
Meer...what you look at in the morning
Muriel...a large painting on a large wall
Norf Abnew...North Avenue
Napolis...State Capitol
Noosepaper...where you read the funnies
Oll(rhymes with "doll")...what you walk down when you get married
Ollin...a peice of land surrounded by water
Oltno...I don't know
Paramour...what you neighbor uses at 8:00 a.m. Sunday morning
Payment...paved surface
Petition...a wall that divides a room
Plooshin...what's killing us
Pockeybook...pocketbook
Praps...perhaps
Phane...what you answer when it rings
Perfick...without any faults
Po-leese...a single police officer
Pleese...two or more po-leese
Quarr...sings in a church
Roont...ruined
Rostrum...where the ladies go after dinner
Semlem...neighborhood convience store
Starfame...a synthetic packing material
Smour...what's the matter with you?
Sneet..."That't neat!"
Slong..another way to say goodbye
Slop Machine...one-armed bandit
Sarn...siren
Sore...drainage area under streets
Snoo Few?...What's new with you?
Turble...terrible
Tarred...sleepy
Torst...tourist
Tawlit...what you set on in the baffroom
Unnersteaned...understand
Vollince..what we see too much of in the movies
Varse...the doctor says "there's a lot of that going around"
Vyduck...as in Orleans Street Vyduck
Warshinn...our nations capitol
Wayment...wait a minute
Wald...the opposite of tame
Wrench..."rinse" as in "wrench your hands in the zinc"
Wocder...what you wrench your hands with
Xtry...extra
Yerp...Europe
Zollaphone...xylophone
Zinc...sink
Zarrite?...is that right?


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