Category : Various Text files
Archive   : ARKANSAS.ZIP
Filename : ARKANSAS.TXT
State of Arkansas
Bill Clinton, Governor
APPLICATION TO LIVE IN ARKANSAS
Name: _______________________________________________________________________
Nickname: _____________________________ CB Handle: __________________________
Address (RFD): ______________________________________________________________
Daddy (if unknown, attach a list of 3 suspects): ____________________________
NECK SHADE: ( ) Light Red ( ) Medium Red ( ) Dark Red ( ) Other
Number of teeth exposed in full grin: ____________Upper ____________ Lower
Make of Pickup: _______________________ Size of tire: _______________________
HOUNDS: ________ TYPE: ( ) Blue Tick ( ) Beagle ( ) Black & Tan ( ) Other
Length of right leg: _______ Length of left leg: _______ Other: ________
How many cars/makes in front yard? __________ How many on blocks? __________
How many kitchen appliances on front porch? __________ Back porch? _________
When and where was your last "Elvis" sighting? ______________________________
Do you wear mostly polyester pants with snags? ( ) Yes ( ) No
Do you own any shoes (or boots)? ( ) Yes ( ) No
Are you married to any of the following (circle all that apply):
( ) Sister ( ) Cousin ( ) Cousin's Sister
( ) Aunt ( ) Other (explain): ________________________________
Does your wife weigh more than your pickup? ( ) Yes ( ) No
Can you sign your name and always spell it right? ( ) Yes ( ) No
Have you EVER had more than one bath in a week? ( ) Yes ( ) No
MEDICAL INFORMATION:
Do you have at least two (2) of the following: ( ) B.O. ( ) Crabs
( ) Lice ( ) Bad Breath ( ) Scabies ( ) Fleas
( ) Tattoos ( ) Crossed Eyes ( ) Runny Nose ( ) Green Teeth
( ) Brown Teeth ( ) Yellow Teeth ( ) Any Teeth
Number of teeth missing? _______________________________________________
GENERAL INFORMATION:
Can you count past 10 with your shoes on? ( ) Yes ( ) No
Can you count past 21 with your fly up? ( ) Yes ( ) No
Favorite weapon: ( ) Tire Iron ( ) Pick Handle ( ) Log Chain ( ) Shotgun
Favorite pastime: ( ) Drinkin' ( ) Coon Huntin' ( ) Fishin' ( ) Other
Truck equipped with: ( ) Gun Rack ( ) Fuzzbuster ( ) 8-track ( ) C.B.
( ) Rebel Flag ( ) Roll Bar ( ) Beer Cans ( ) Squirrel Tail
Favorite Vocalist: ( ) Willie Nelson ( ) Johnny Cash ( ) Elvis
( ) Conway Twitty ( ) Loretta Lynn ( ) Johnny Paycheck
Bumper Stickers: ( ) Honk if you love Jesus ( ) Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT
( ) Old Fart ( ) Dig Clams
Cap Emblems: ( ) John Deere ( ) CAT ( ) Skoal ( ) Budweiser
Memberships: ( ) 700 Club ( ) VFW ( ) NRA ( ) B.P.O.E.
Your signature (one X will do): _____________________ Date: _________________
Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!
This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.
But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/