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Catalog of TAG SOFTWARE Products as of Sept 1993.

Warships 2.5 - The "Classic" Battleship Game. For the purist who
wants an unadulterated version of the original game. Play is
against the computer with both player selection of ship position
and random ship positioning. Other options include which player
goes first, play level (one of three), single shot and salvo mode,
and sound toggle. Input can be via a mouse, joystick, or
keyboard with both the joystick and keyboard using a mouse-like
interface. (No more typing a1 to locate a shot, just point and
click.) Easy enough for a child of three to use. Features
EGA/VGA 640x350 (mode 10h) graphics, background music, and
interesting sound effects. Registration is $15; benefits
include support, printed manual and strategy guide, and the
latest registered version of the game. As reviewed in
Shareware Magazine Vol. VIII No. 1 JAN-FEB 1993 pp 41-42,
"from the depth charges to sinking sounds, this version of
Warships brings dazzling new dimensions to the game,
complete with ripples in the water for each shot fired."
And that was for WARSHIPS 2.1!

WARSHP25 Reqs EGA/VGA, 256K free mem, 200K HD Reg $15

Digital Audio Fortune 2.0 - A fortune cookie program with a twist.
Instead of printing a cute message or quote, it will play a
randomly selected digital audio file on your Sound Blaster,
AdLib, Disney Sound Source, or 100% compatibles. Plays .SND,
.VOC, .WAV, .AU, and raw digital audio files. Allows you to
build your own list of files that it will randomly select from.
Registration is $5; benefits include support, the latest
registered version of the program, and a free disk of your choice
from our Digital Audio Collection Series.

DAFORT20 Reqs Sound Blaster, AdLib, or Sound Source Reg $5

Digital Audio Player 2.0 - A Digital Audio sound file player.
Allows you to play digital audio files on your Sound Blaster,
AdLib, Disney Sound Source, or 100% compatibles. Plays .SND,
.VOC, .WAV, .AU or raw digital audio files. Registration is $5;
benefits include support, the latest registered version of the
program, and a disk of your choice from our Digital Audio
Collection Series.

DAPLAY20 Reqs Sound Blaster, AdLib, or Sound Source Reg $5

Digital Sound Player 1.0 - A Digital Audio sound file player.
Allows you to scan, select, and play digital audio files
on your Sound Blaster, AdLib, Disney Sound Source or
100% compatibles. Features a menu driver interface with both
mouse and keyboard input. Plays .SND, .VOC, .WAV, .AU, and raw
digital audio files. Registration is $10; benefits include
support, the latest registered version of the program, and a disk
of your choice from our Digital Audio Collection Series.

DSP10 Reqs Sound Blaster, AdLib, or Sound Source Reg $10

Digital Audio Collection Series - A collection of high quality digital
audio files in various formats. Are you having trouble obtaining
quality digital audio files for your sound card? Are you afraid
to order sound files from a vendor because they don't give
descriptions of what is in their collections? Are you tired of
downloading junk from your local BBS? We have the answer. We
have sifted through hundreds of digital audio files and selected
the best for our collections. In some cases we have enhanced
them to improve their quality. We provide descriptions so you
will know exactly what you are getting. And, we can supply them
in .WAV or .VOC formats.

These disks are priced at $5 each or any 3 disks for $12.

Rating system:

E Excellent - Clear, clean, hi fidelity.
VG Very Good - Clear, very little noise, good fidelity.
G Good - Clear, some noise, good fidelity.
F Fair - Understandable, some noise, low fidelity.
P Poor - May be understandable, high noise, very low fidelity.

Note that rating is very subjective and your listening tastes
may differ from ours. We offer the ratings to help you in your
selection. We cannot guarantee that these files will be suitable
for any purpose. No liability shall be assumed for direct or
consequential damage caused by the use of these sound files.

TAG SOFTWARE makes absolutely no claim of copyright to these
sounds. All were previously available publicly on various public
services and public BBS systems. All we have done is convert
them from their original Macintosh, Atari ST, Sounder, and .VOC
formats to the .WAV or .VOC formats. In some cases we have
increased the volume, clipped excessive leading/trailing noise or
silence, or applied a noise reduction filter.

All files are mono 8-bit sounds with sample rates ranging from
5500 to 22222 samples per second. Each disk has been sized to
squeeze as much as possible onto a 360K 5.25" diskette.

Want to mix and match? We will consider it. Send us a letter
detailing what you want and we will respond with a price. The
price should not be much more than $5 for each disk needed to
fulfill the request.

If we don't have what you want, send us a letter detailing what
you are looking for. We are constantly looking for new and
better sound files. We may have found it already. At the least
we can send you an updated catalog.


DA Series 1000: Cartoons - Misc #1 Disk DAS1000 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BUGSBUNY 12015 11111 VG Bugs Bunny saying "What's up doc"
BUNGA 19873 11111 VG TMNT - "Cowabunga dude"
CURTAINS 14881 7407 P Sherman - "I'm afraid it's
curtains, Mr. Peabody."
FOGHORN 85742 11000 VG Foghorn saying "Now what, I
say, what's the big idea of bashing me on the
noggin with a rolling pin? Clunk enough people and
we'll have a nation of lump heads."
HEYROCKY 114230 11000 VG Rocky and Bullwinkle -
Classic between episodes sequence that begins with
"Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat..."
KNOWITAL 30625 7407 F Rocky - "Here to tell you
everything about anything, is Mr Knowitall."
MEEPMEEP 26392 22222 E Road Runner's Meep-Meep Thub-ub-ub
PPPLEASE 13857 11111 VG Roger Rabbit saying "PPPPlease"
ROCKY 26568 11111 F Rocky - "Now here's
something we hope you really like."
WAHOO 12256 11025 F Daffy Duck - "Wa Hoo!"

DA Series 1001: Cartoons - Misc #2 Disk DAS1001 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

CATCALL 82398 11000 VG Taz - hoots and whistles
DROOPY 13676 11025 F Droopy - "Thank you sir."
LOONEY 73676 11111 VG Looney Toons Theme
THATSALL 17473 11111 G Porky Pig saying "That's all folks"
TOADS 22632 11000 VG Yosemite Sam - "Great horny toads!"
UNDERDOG 104334 22222 VG Classic Underdog Opener
YABBA 27364 11000 VG Fred Flintstone - "Yabba dabba doo!!!"
YOUSAID 17064 11025 F Boris Badenov - "You said it buster."

DA Series 1002: Cartoons - Misc #3 Disk DAS1002 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

911 20972 11111 G Roger Rabbit - "Somebody
call 911!"
DOC 61484 22222 VG Bugs gnawing on an carrot and
saying "What's up doc?"
ILLBLAST 24672 11000 F Yosemite Sam - "I'll blast
your head off for this."
MOUTH 30310 11000 G Yosemite Sam - "Maybe
that'll learn ya to keep your big mouth shut!"
RABBIT 24092 1100 VG Bugs Bunny - "Turtle,
smurtle, I'm the rabbit."
SECRET 65828 11000 VG Bugs Bunny - "I'll find out
his secret, if it's the last thing I ever do! And
I will too."
WESTAND 106540 22222 E Elmer Fudd - "Ahh, west and
welaxation at wast."
WOO_WOO 20580 11000 VG Daffy Duck - "Wha Wha Whahooooo!"

DA Series 1003: Cartoons - Misc #4 Disk DAS1003 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BULLWINK 15152 11035 G Bullwinkle - "Hello out
there in TV land."
BUSTER 73516 20000 E Buster Bunny (Tinytoons) -
"And that's a rap!"
FLINTSTO 101650 11025 P Flintstone's intro with
Fred's yabba dabba doo.
GIMMICK 40208 11000 VG Foghorn - "What, I say son,
what's the gimmick? What's it all about?"
PORKY 38613 11000 G Porky Pig - "Th-Th-Th-That's
all folks."
ZANY_STO 85746 11000 VG Bugs Bunny - "Why, that's
ridic- Why I never hea- What? Who'd ever believe
such a zany story."

DA Series 1004: Cartoons - Misc #5 Disk DAS1004 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ALLTHEAN 35893 11111 VG Jetsons robot maid - "I should
have the all answers for you in about 10 minutes."
FORTYWIN 35916 22222 E Yogi Bear - "Ah, I was just
taking 40 winks."
HEYWILMA 37508 22222 E Fred Flintstone - "Hey Wilma!"
PUDDY 17068 11025 G Tweety Bird - "I taught I taw
a puddy tat."
SPEEDIE 22632 11111 VG Cecil Turtle - "Time's
a'wasting, speedy."
STINKER 57644 11111 VG Cecil Turtle - "Er ah, am
ah, ain't I a -- a stinker?"
TIMETOBL 53740 22222 G Jane Jetson - "It's time to
blast off for dream land."
YABBADAB 67532 22222 VG Fred Flintstone - "Yabba
Dabba Doo!"
YESSIREE 25276 11111 VG Cecil Turtle - "Yessiree pop"

DA Series 1005: Cartoons - Misc #6 Disk DAS1005 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

DAFFY 14852 10989 VG Daffy Duck crying.
ELMER 63539 11111 G Elmer Fudd - "Be very very
quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Ha Ha ..."
FUNNY 44152 11111 VG Roger Rabbit - "Only when it
was funny."
GEEPERS 33612 11111 G Roger Rabbit - "Geepers --
that almost killed me."
GINMILL 44076 11111 VG Roger Rabbit - "Oh, I get
it, a speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.
SECROOM 26696 11111 VG Roger Rabbit - "What is
this? Some kind of secret room."
SLICK 55592 11111 F Cecil Turtle - "Er, ah, I'm some
kind of slick item. Ha, Ha, Ha."
STIMPY 42808 7200 F Ren & Stimpy Ren - "Stimpy,
sometimes your wealth of ignorance astounds me."
Stimpy - "Yeah, they don't call me stupid for
nothing."
WHATKNOW 30760 11111 G Cecil Turtle - "Well ah,
what do ya know."

DA Series 1006: Cartoons - Misc #7 Disk DAS1006 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

HUNTIN 111204 22222 VG Elmer Fudd - "Be very very
quiet. I'm hunting wabbits."
MARTIAN 56612 11000 VG Martian - "Where's the
kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth
shattering kaboom!"
SACOMUSH 37540 11000 VG Foghorn - "Nice girl, but
about as sharp as a sack of wet mush."
TWEETY 152948 22222 E Tweety Bird - "I tought I
taw a puddy tat. I did, I did taw a puddy tat.

DA Series 1007: Cartoons - Misc #8 Disk DAS1007 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

GOAWAY 25717 8000 VG Foghorn - "Go away boy, you
bother me. I've got work to do!"
HUMOR 19216 11111 VG Roger Rabbit - "Where's you
sense of humor?"
JOKESON 13787 8000 VG Foghorn - "Hey that's a joke
son."
LEMME_AT 137892 11000 VG Bugs Bunny - "Why you dirty
little stoole pigeon. You double-crossing little
mutt. Let me at him. Let me at him. I'll tear
him apart. Let me at him. I'll murdulize him.
I'll ya -- Oh you turtle you."
MEANSWAR 19403 8000 VG Foghorn - "Of course, you
know, this means war."
PORKY2 80940 22222 E Porky Pig - "Tha, Tha, Tha,
That's all folks."
PUDDY2 34092 22222 E Tweety Bird - "I taught I
taw a puddy tat."
YSAM-1 27180 11025 VG Yosemite Sam - "No good,
bush wacking barracuda."

DA Series 1008: Cartoons - Misc #9 Disk DAS1008 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BBQHAM 22491 8000 G Foghorn - "Well barbecue my
ham hocks."
EYEBALL 212214 8000 G Foghorn - "That Rhode Island
Red turned white, then blue. Rhode Island, red,
white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag
waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over
your head. You got a hole in your glove. I keep
pitching 'em and you keep missing 'em. You got to
keep your eye on the ball. Eye, ball, eyeball.
Almost had a gag son, joke that is."
HORNSWAG 23309 8000 G Foghorn - "I been, I say, I
been hornswaggled."
MARBLES 56002 8000 G Foghorn - "I don't, I say, I
don't think this boy's got all his marbles. Shakes
his head when he means yes. Nods when he means
no."
SILLY 18646 8000 G Foghorn - "Ask a silly
question, get a silly answer."
SUNBURN 27109 8000 G Foghorn - "Kid don't stop
talking so much, he'll get his tongue sunburned."

DA Series 1009: Cartoons - Misc #10 Disk DAS1009 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

KNOWHOW 125530 8000 G Foghorn - "Now what's that,
I say, now what's that boy up to? Better check on
it, yeah. Hey boy! What's going on here? What ya
trying to do? Oh no. Back off there son, you'll
never do it. You're not strong enough. A job like
this you got to have the knowhow."
OUTOFBED 25963 8000 G Foghorn - "Some days it don't
pay to get out of bed."
SHUTUP 125997 8000 G Foghorn - "Ok, I'll shut up.
I'm not one that has to keep talking. Some
fella's just have to keep their mouths flapping,
but not me. I was brought up right. My pa use'ta
tell me shut up and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say
nothin'. One time darn near starved to death.
Wouldn't tell him I was hungry!"
WHATKEPT 82833 8000 G Foghorn - "What kept, I say,
what kept ya son? I can't hold my breath forever.
I'm not a fish. I got to breath air. My lungs
crave air. You got to think of things like that,
boy."

DA Series 1010: Cartoons - Simpsons #1 Disk DAS1010 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ACCIDNT 10112 8000 VG Bart - "It was an accident, man."
AWH_MAN 7297 8000 VG Bart - "Awww man."
BABYSIMP 9772 8000 G Littlest Simpson - sucking on
her pacifier.
BARTBEER 51514 15151 VG Homer - "Aw, there is only
one can of beer left and, it's Bart's!"
BARTHANK 22742 8000 VG Unknown - "Well thank you very
much, Mrs. Maharishi Gandhi."
BARTMIST 11137 8000 G Bart - "A terrible ghastly
mistake."
BARTNAME 10284 8000 VG Bart - "There're names for
people like you."
HIMAN 6072 11111 F Bart - "Hi man."
HOMERSCM 80940 11111 VG Homer - "No, Bart, No! Ahhhhhh..."
MISTAKE 13612 11111 VG Bart - "There must be some mistake"
MITTSOFF 10881 8000 G Lisa - "Keep your greasy
mitts out of there."
NICEGUY 27452 10989 VG Bart - "All right man, you asked
for it, no more mister nice guy."
OHYEAH 9276 11025 G Bart - "Oh yeah, easy."
OKIEDOKE 18486 22050 VG Bart - "Okie Dokie."
PEACEMAN 7212 8000 VG Bart - "Peace man."
SAYIT 13228 11025 VG Bart - "Don't make me say it."
SISTER 32988 22050 VG Marge - "Be nice to your sister."

DA Series 1011: Cartoons - Simpsons #2 Disk DAS1011 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

AHHH 10842 11000 G Homer - quick scream.
BEER 27032 11000 VG Homer - "Mmmm beer."
BORING 10518 11000 VG Homer - "Boring."
BRAIN 24326 11000 VG Homer - "Me lose brain, uh oh!"
BURRITO 17156 11000 VG Homer - "Where's my burrito?"
CHOCLATE 31680 11000 VG Homer - "Mmmm chocolate."
GODPLAN 24546 11000 VG Homer - "All part of God's
great plan."
HOMER_OH 6956 11025 VG Homer - "Doh!"
MMBURGER 22126 11025 VG Homer - "Mmmm burger."
MMSHRIMP 24620 11025 VG Homer - "Mmmm shrimp."
OHBACON 24620 11025 VG Homer - "Ohhh bacon."
PAGANS 18804 11000 VG Homer - "God bless those
pagans."
RACKET 57274 11000 VG Homer - "As the bible says,
thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's -- racket."
REPAIR 43052 11000 VG Homer - "The half-assed
approach to foundation repair."
WOO_HOO 8428 11025 G Homer - "Wa hoo!"

DA Series 1012: Cartoons - Simpsons #3 Disk DAS1012 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

AYCARMBA 14380 11025 F Bart - "Ay caramba!"
BARTYELL 8684 11025 F Bart - quick yell
BUTTER 24912 11025 F Bart - "Nobody better lay a
finger on my butterfinger."
HOWLONG 47632 11000 G Unknown - "How long will
this take?" Bart - "Ah, about 23 minutes and five
seconds."
ILLCHEER 24428 22222 VG Bart - "Ah come on, I'll
cheer ya up."
I_KNOW 37036 11111 G Bart - "I know the answer,
you know the answer, he knows the answer."
NOCOW 12366 11111 G Bart - "Don't have a cow!"
SHANTY 36494 11000 F Bart - "Behold, the horrors
of the slanty shanty."
SHORTS 12350 11111 G Bart - "Eat my shorts."
SUCKS 11654 11000 G Bart - "I think it sucks."
TESTDAY 76648 11000 G Bart - "Ohhhhh sick, on test
day, why?"
WHATTALK 11692 11111 G Bart - "What are we talking
about?"
WHRHUMOR 36012 22222 VG Bart - "Where's your sense
of humor, man?"

DA Series 3000: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #1 Disk DAS3000 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

DOESNOT 11444 11111 VG Lost in Space Robbie saying "Does
not compute."
LURCH 15299 11111 G Adams Family butler - "You rang."
ROBBIE1 8624 11025 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "I am
sorry."
SELFDEST 63997 22222 VG Mission Impossible - "This disk
will self destruct in 5 seconds."
STOOGES1 143899 22851 VG Classic Three Stooges sequence.
SUPERMAN 102835 22851 VG Classic Superman Opener.
WOOB1 10508 11000 G Three Stooges - Curley's
classic sound.

DA Series 3001: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #2 Disk DAS3001 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BARKER 65306 11025 VG Classic Bob Barker Closing
BOGUS 7503 10000 G Bill & Ted's "Bogus"
BRINGOUT 25746 8000 G Monty Python - Holy Grail -
"Bring out your dead."
CAFFAIR 25522 11111 VG Short Theme from A Current Affair
CANDLE 32801 11111 VG Young Frankenstein "Put
the candle back."
CLOTHES 12642 19230 G Terminator 2 - "Your clothes,
give them to me, now!"
CYLON 15534 11025 G Classic Cylon "By your command."
HBRAIN 45356 10989 VG Dr. Who - "Small though it
is, the human brain can be quite effective, when
used properly."
ILLBEBAK 22906 22000 VG Terminator - "I'll be back."
MAKEDAY 32300 10417 F Dirty Harry - "Go ahead, make
my day."
THEREHER 32092 23255 G Poltergeist - "They're here"
WARGAMES 25628 11025 G Wargames computer - "Shall we play
a game?"

DA Series 3002: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #3 Disk DAS3002 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BONANZA 179745 11111 VG Classic Opening Sequence
CURLEY 31269 23255 VG Three Stooges Curley at his best
saying "I'm trying to think but nothin' happens."
GETSMART 78611 11111 VG Classic Get Smart intro theme.
JUSTFACT 18465 22222 VG Dragnet - "Just the facts, M'am."
ROBBIE2 16864 11025 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "Questions,
Questions"
ROBBIE3 12248 11025 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "Watch it,
Will Robinson."
WOOB2 21388 22222 VG Three Stooges Curley's
Classic sound.

DA Series 3003: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #4 Disk DAS3003 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

CERTNLY 8646 11000 G Curly's Classic "Certainly!"
DRAGNET 172965 22222 E Dragnet Theme.
FAILURE 63774 11000 VG Cool Hand Luke - "What we've got
here is, failure to communicate."
STOOGES2 80814 22222 G Three Stooges theme.
STOOGES3 27950 11025 F Curley - "Nuk, nuk, nuk." Mo
- "Quiet." Head slaps Curley. Curley - "Oh, ruff!"

DA Series 3004: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #5 Disk DAS3004 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

MISSION 154428 11025 E Classic Mission Impossible
Opener.
ZONE 203965 8000 VG Classic Twilight Zone Opener.

DA Series 3005: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #6 Disk DAS3005 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ACTION 68090 22050 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "I
cannot accept that course of action."
ALIVE 29396 11025 G Bride of Frankenstein -
"She's alive, alive!"
COMPUTE 27404 22050 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "That
does not compute."
IDIOTS 8926 10000 G Three Stooges Moe - "You
idiots!"
IMPORTNT 38266 22050 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "Is
this important?"
KILLYOU 15872 11000 F Three Stooges Moe - "Remind
me to kill you later."
STOOGES3 27950 11025 F Three Stooges - Curley "Nuk
Nuk Nuk." Moe - "Quiet!" and head slap. Curley -
"Ow - ruff!"
STOOGES4 41810 22222 E Three Stooges - Curley "Nuk
Nuk Nuk." Moe - head bonk. Curley "Ow!"
WARN1 37950 22050 VG Lost in Space Robbie -
"Warning, Warning, Warning!"
WRONG 55572 22050 VG Lost in Space Robbie - "What
you have done, is wrong."

DA Series 3006: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #7 Disk DAS3006 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BACKOFF 82922 22222 VG Ghost Busters - "Back off
man -- I'm a scientist."
EXCUSEME 69272 11000 VG Steve Martin - "Excuse me!"
FOODFITE 20644 11000 VG Animal House Bluto - "Food
fight!"
GHOST2 35393 11111 G Ghost Busters - "Ray, this
looks extraordinarily bad."
GOODMORN 39854 11000 VG Robin Williams - "Good
morning Vietnam!"
MISSNGOD 34360 11000 G Blues Brothers - "You see,
we're on a mission from God."
NVERMIND 9452 11111 G Roseanna Danna - "Never mind!"
OUTWITH 64098 22000 G Animal House Dean Werner -
"Out with it!" (throw up sound)

DA Series 3007: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #8 Disk DAS3007 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ADDAMS 18796 11025 P Addams Family Theme (a very
short piece).
SUPERIOR 68140 10989 G Dr. Who Dalek - "We obey no
one. We are the superior beings."
TWILIGHT 79714 22222 VG Twilight Zone Theme (short
piece).
WARN2 96857 22050 VG Lost in Space Robbie -
"Warning, warning, warning aliens approaching."
Others - "What, where?"
YOURANG 96812 22222 E Addams Family - Gong then
Lurch's "You rang."

DA Series 3008: Movie/TV Clips - Misc #9 Disk DAS3008 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ADDAMS2 75820 10000 F Addams Family - Short piece
of introduction.
BOGART 25874 22050 G Bogart - "Think again and
think fast."
BRAIN 22028 11025 VG Wizard of Oz Dorthy - "What
would you do with a brain if you had one?"
NBC 50013 11111 G "This has been a color
production of the NBC Television Network."
TOTO 49166 11024 VG Wizard of Oz Dorthy - "Toto,
I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
TWILIGHT 136012 11111 E Twilight Zone short theme.

DA Series 3030: Movie/TV - Star Trek #1 Disk DAS3030 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ATTACK 51814 11111 G Kirk - "Prepare to attack. All
hands, battle stations."
B2KIRK 66905 22222 G Chekov - "Bridge to Capt. Kirk"
CAPNLOG 38100 11111 VG Kirk - "Captain's log star date
1709.2"
COMMOPEN 10432 11025 VG Communicator opening sound.
ELVDOOR 27087 11111 VG Door open and close sounds.
HESDEAD 24651 22222 VG McCoy - "He's dead, Jim."
KIRKBEAM 22835 22222 VG Kirk - "Scotty, beam me up."
KIRKSTUN 10753 10526 G Kirk - "Put your phaser on stun."
MERCIFUL 49310 11111 VG Gorn - "I shall be merciful and
quick."
REDALERT 10164 11025 VG Enterprise alert klaxon sound.
SCOTTY1 22817 11111 VG Scotty - "Don't do it, Capt."
VULCANMN 16883 11111 VG McCoy - "Are you out of your
Vulcan mind?"

DA Series 3031: Movie/TV - Star Trek #2 Disk DAS3031 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

COMMRQST 15148 11000 VG Communication Request Whistle
DOOR 10842 11000 VG Door sound (only one).
HES_DEAD 31635 11111 VG McCoy "He's dead, Jim." Kirk
responds "But that's impossible."
KIRKHERE 14576 11025 VG Kirk opens communicator and
responds "Kirk here."
NBEAMUP 42028 11025 VG New (movie) transporter sound.
NEWWARP 99066 8000 VG Bridge sounds with new
(movie) enter warp sound.
PHOTONS 16908 11025 G Photons (movie) shooting sound.
SPOCKDO 24620 11025 VG McCoy - "Spock, do something."
SPOCLIFE 31232 13157 VG Spock - "It is not life as
we know or understand it."
WEIRDSND 18721 11111 VG Weird Trek Sound
WORKAFFM 50752 22000 G Bridge computer voice -
"Working -- Affirmative."

DA Series 3032: Movie/TV - Star Trek #3 Disk DAS3032 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

AFFIRM 15324 22000 G Bridge computer voice -
"Affirmative"
DISENGAG 16124 11111 VG Kirk - "Disengage this
computer now."
DOCTOR1 39330 11111 G McCoy - "I'm a doctor, not
an engineer." Scotty - "Now you're an engineer."
HELLOCMP 11594 11025 VG Scotty - "Hello computer."
PHOTON 11069 11025 G Single Photon shot.
POWERL 25302 11000 F Scotty - "Captain, we're
losing power in the warp engines."
REMWHR 19480 11000 VG Kirk - "Everybody remember
where we parked."
SCOTKIRK 59541 10000 G Scotty - "Engineering to
Capt. Kirk" Kirk - "Kirk here. What is it,
Scotty?" Scotty - "I'm ready to try it whenever
you are, sir."
SCOTTY2 22576 11025 VG Scotty - "Don't do it,
Captain."
TRANSPRT 79374 10000 G Classic Transporter sound.
WARP 38309 22222 E New (movie) warp sound.
WORKING 12531 22000 G Bridge computer voice - "Working"

DA Series 3033: Movie/TV - Star Trek #4 Disk DAS3033 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

KHAN2 140700 11025 E Khan - "There she is! There
she is. Ahhh, not so wounded as we were led to
believe. So much the better."
RETINA 32574 10869 G Computer voice - "Identify
for retina scan."
SPOCK 44588 10000 G Spock - "Logic clearly
dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the
needs of the few."
SST 142394 11000 VG Kirk - "Space -- The final
frontier."

DA Series 3034: Movie/TV - Star Trek #5 Disk DAS3034 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

DCISIONS 31710 11025 P Spock - "Humans make
illogical decisions."
DISTRESS 96135 22050 G Spock - "Forgive me doctor,
I am receiving a number of distress calls." McCoy
- "I don't doubt it."
FRSTTIME 51550 11111 VG Spock - "For everything
there is a first time lieutenant. Don't you
agree, Admiral?"
ILLOGICL 4885 8000 P Spock - "Illogical."
KNIFE 102388 11025 P Khan - "Where am I?" McCoy -
"You're in bed, holding a knife at your doctor's
throat."
MEDSCAN1 8864 11025 G Medical scanner sound.
WHALES 43501 11025 G Scotty - "Admiral, there be
whales here!"
WONTDIE 8353 8000 VG McCoy - "It won't die."
YOUARE 11780 11000 G Unknown - "You are wise,
Captain."

DA Series 3050: Movie/TV - Star Wars #1 Disk DAS3050 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ASYOUWIS 39841 22222 F Darth Vader - "As you wish."
DARKSIDE 80039 22222 VG Darth Vader - "You underestimate
the power of the dark side."
LAUGHITU 38189 22222 P Hans Solo - "Laugh it up, fuzzball."
OWW 36384 22222 F Hans Solo - "Owwwwww"
R2D2 80937 22222 F R2D2 - who knows?
SWITCHOF 25281 22222 F C3PO - "Oh, switch off."
WEDOOMED 15584 22222 P C3PO - "We're doomed."
YESMYMAS 39008 22222 P Darth Vader - "Yes, my master."

DA Series 3051: Movie/TV - Star Wars #2 Disk DAS3051 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

6MEGFORM 62878 22222 G 3CPO - "Sir, I am fluent in
6 million forms of communication."
BIDDING 18949 11025 VG Darth Vader - "What is thy
bidding?"
FORCE 17332 11000 G Obie Won - "Use the force,
Luke."
R2D2-1 40165 12987 G R2D2 - R2D2 noises
R2D2-2 28236 9900 G R2D2 - More R2D2 noises
R2D2-3 22979 9900 G Luke - "You ok R2?" R2D2 responds.
SUICIDE 34155 22222 VG C3PO - "Oh, this is suicide."
VADERTHM 125880 22222 E Darth Vader Theme

DA Series 3052: Movie/TV - Star Wars #3 Disk DAS3052 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

CANTINA 159611 11111 VG A good piece of the Cantina
theme
ENOUGH 44708 22222 G C3PO - "I've just about had
enough of you (R2D2)."
EXCUSEME 21901 22222 P C3PO - "Excuse me sir."
YOUWILLD 128768 22222 E Emperor - "Now young
Skywalker -- you will die."

DA Series 3053: Movie/TV - Star Wars #4 Disk DAS3053 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

FATHER 43052 11025 VG Darth Vader - "No, I am your
father."

FORCE1 26586 11111 G Obe Won - "Luke, the force
will be with you."
FORCE2 81964 11025 VG Obe Won - "Use the force,
Luke. Let go, Luke!"
FORCE3 43052 11025 G Obe Won - "Remember, the
force will be with you, always."
MELTING 34860 11025 VG C3PO - "Help! I think I'm
melting. This is all your fault."
OBEWON 74410 11025 VG Obe Won - "You can't win
Darth! If you strike me down, I shall become more
powerful than you can possibly imagine."
STONTRG 15326 11025 G Unknown - "Stay on target."
YODA 33620 12987 F Yoda - "Away with your weapon.
I mean you no harm."

DA Series 3054: Movie/TV - Star Wars #5 Disk DAS3054 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

CHEWIE 27016 22222 VG Chewie says something.
ENDOFREB 88108 11025 VG Darth Vader - "This will be
a day long remembered. It has seen the end of
Kanobe, and it will soon see the end of the
rebellion."
MADNESS 45084 22222 G C3PO - "This is madness!"
NOTAJEDI 153644 22222 E Darth Vader - "The force is
with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi
yet."
SURPRISE 45028 21739 G Darth Vader - "Don't act so
surprised, your Highness."

DA Series 3060: Movie/TV - 2001 #1 Disk DAS3060 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

DISCONNE 58358 8000 F HAL - "I know that you and
Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm
afraid that's something I cannot allow to
happen."
HAL1MNT 14236 11025 G HAL - "Just one moment
please."
HALNOTHN 14642 11025 G HAL - "It is nothing
serious."
HALOP 91871 23255 G HAL - "I'm completely
operational, and all my curcuits are functioning
perfectly."
JUSTWHAT 19940 8000 F HAL - "Just what do you
think you're doing, Dave?"
MISSION 34607 8000 G HAL - "This mission is too
important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
MUCHBETT 15582 8000 F HAL - "I feel much better
now."
NOQUESTI 17828 8000 F HAL - "There is no question
about it."
OPEN1 15601 8000 F Dave or Frank - "Open the pod
bay doors please, HAL."
OPEN2 12849 8000 P Dave or Frank - "Open the pod
bay doors please, HAL."
OPEN3 16190 8000 F Dave or Frank - "Open the pod
bay doors, HAL."
SORRYDAV 28942 8000 F HAL - "I'm sorry Dave. I'm
afraid I can't do that."

DA Series 3070: Movie/TV - Monty Python #1 Disk DAS3070 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

3BUTT 43854 11025 F Unknown - "And now for
something completely different. A man with three
buttocks."
KNIGHT1 79605 8000 G Holy Grail - Black Knight -
"It's but a scratch." Arthur - "A scratch, your
arm's off." BK - "No it isn't." A - "What's that
then?" BK - "I've had worse." A - "You liar."
BK - "Come on ya pansy."
KNIGHT2 71100 8000 G Holy Grail - Black Knight -
"Oh had enough eh." Arthur - "Look you stupid
bastard, you got no arms left." BK - "Yes I have."
Arthur - "Look!" BK - "Just a flesh wound."
KNIGHT3 31171 8000 G Holy Grail - Arthur - "All
right. Let's call it a draw."
KNIGHT4 77116 8000 G Holy Grail - Black Knight -
"Oh, I see, running away, eh. You yellow bastard.
Come back here and take what's coming to you.
I'll bite your legs off."
SAYNOMOR 55601 22222 VG Unknown - "Nudge, nudge,
snap, snap, grin, grin, wink, wink, say no more."

DA Series 3071: Movie/TV - Monty Python #2 Disk DAS3071 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

FRENCH1 44870 8000 G Holy Grail - French person -
"One more time, I unplug my nose in your direction,
sons of a window dresser."
FRENCH2 45902 8000 G Holy Grail - French person -
"You think you can out clever us French folk with
your silly knees bent, running about, and dancing
behavior."
FRENCH6 47508 8000 G Holy Grail - French person -
"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person.
I blow my nose at you."
FRENCH9 41671 8000 G Holy Grail - French person -
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt
of elderberrys."
HHG_BO 145452 11025 G Holy Grail - Arthur - "Right,
one, two, five." Unknown - "Three, sir." Arthur -
"Three." Chorus then explosion.
KNIGHTNI 33801 11111 G Holy Grail - Unknown - "We
are the knights who say, NI!"

DA Series 3072: Movie/TV - Monty Python #3 Disk DAS3072 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

3BUTTS 41595 11111 G Unknown - "And now for
something completely different. A man with three
buttocks."
BING 25448 8000 F Unknown - "Ah, I see you
have a machine that goes binggg!"
BUYCHEES 19500 11025 G Unknown - "I want to buy
some cheese."
DEAD 193304 10000 G Dead parrot sketch - Unknown
- "It's passed on. It has ceased to be. It's
expired and gone to see its maker. It's
bereft of life. It rests in peace. It's rung down
the curtain and joined the choir invisible."
NZANTHEM 50436 11025 G Short piece of Python theme.
RUNNY 17451 8000 F Unknown - "It's a bit runny,
sir."
STOP_IT 10544 22050 G Unknown - "Stop it!"

DA Series 3080: Movie/TV - Star Trek - Next Gen #1 Disk DAS3080 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ACK 11110 11025 P Pickard - "Computer acknowledge!"
EMALERT 26382 11025 VG Computer voice - "Emergency
Alert -- Emergency Alert"
FIREALL 102932 11000 VG Worf - "Shields have
failed." Pickard - "Fire all weapons." (phaser and
photon sounds)
HOLODECK 77806 11025 G Holo-Deck Computer Voice -
"Program complete. Enter when ready." (Holo deck
door opening sound)
MERRYM 65580 22222 E Worf - "I protest! I am not
a merry man."
ST-TNG 76410 22050 E Short Next Gen Theme.

DA Series 3081: Movie/TV - Star Trek - Next Gen #2 Disk DAS3081 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

TNGTHEME 356012 7884 G The whole Next Gen theme!

DA Series 4800: Movie/TV - PG13 - Bad Language #1 Disk DAS4800 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

BARTSQ 13804 11111 G Bart - "What the hell are
you doing?"
BITCH 29804 11025 G Aliens Ripley - "Get away
from her, you bitch!"
BUTHEAD 16364 11025 VG Unknown - "What are you
looking at butthead!"
DAMJIM 25132 11111 VG McCoy - "Damnit Jim, what
the hell is the matter with you."
GIVEDAMN 22322 11000 G Rep - "Frankly my dear, I
don't give a damn."
NEVER 27436 10989 G Dr. Who - "You know, you
never know the fucking answer, when its
important."
S-BALLS2 224570 10989 VG Space Balls - Assholes
sketch.

DA Series 5000: Sound Effects - Misc #1 Disk DAS5000 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

AHOOGA 23168 11025 VG Classic Car Horn (Model-A).
AYAAAH 12812 11025 VG Tarzan yell.
BEEP9 18141 11111 VG Westminster Chime.
BOING 7740 11000 VG Classic MAC Spring Boing.
CHIMES 15920 22050 VG Xylephone sweep.
CHORD 24982 22050 VG Quick cord.
CLINK 11214 11000 VG Classic MAC Cling.
CLNKKLNK 6558 11000 VG Classic MAC Clink Klank.
CRYSTAL 28193 11111 VG Ding, Ding, with ring. As
if you hit a crystal glass.
DING 11598 22050 VG Ding.
DROPLET 1750 11000 VG Single water drop sound.
DRUMROLL 41070 22050 VG Excellent drum roll.
EXPLOSIO 25332 11000 G Good explosion.
FLUTE 2092 22000 VG Single flute note (more like
a whoop.)
KLAXON1 10765 11025 G One Star Trek alert klaxon.
KLAXON2 60817 11025 G Star Trek alert klaxon.
MAGIC2 5224 11025 F Xylophone sweep.
MONKEY 2216 11000 G Classic MAC Monkey sound
NI 2548 11025 G Monty Python - Knights of Ni
- Ni sound.
PEEWEESC 5328 11025 G Pee Wee Herman - Ahhh
PHONE 22230 11025 VG Electronic Phone Ring
POP 4486 22050 VG Finger in mouth pop
SOSUMI 2048 11000 VG Classic MAC organ cord
SQUEAK 1652 22000 VG Mouse squeak.
WILDEEP 1574 11000 VG Eep (Popeye's Jeep sound?)

DA Series 5001: Sound Effects - Misc #2 Disk DAS5001 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

AHHH 10766 11025 VG Very good man's scream.
APPLAUSE 34980 11000 VG Crowd applause.
BANGBANG 39708 11111 VG Four gun shots followed by
explosion.
BEEP11 20210 22222 VG Organ vibrato.
BELL 25178 11025 VG Telephone bell ring.
BELLS 15131 11025 P Church Bells.
FOGHORN 35986 11000 VG Classic Fog Horn.
GLASSBRK 29378 11025 VG Glass breaking.
MADDOG 25144 11025 VG Very Mad dog.
OWAHHH 18904 11025 VG Ow - man screams.
PHASER 5164 11025 G ST-TNG ship's phaser sound.
PHONE 22230 11025 G Electric phone ring.
TADA 27804 22050 VG Classic Ta-Da cord hit.
TRIANGLE 36908 22050 VG Time for dinner triangle.
WHIZZ 6576 11000 VG Whizz away sound.

DA Series 5002: Sound Effects - Misc #3 Disk DAS5002 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

DOG 4280 11025 G Dog's bark.
EAGLE 45868 11111 G Eagle's scream.
ELEPHANT 31856 10000 G Elephant's trumpet.
FROGS 20243 11111 G Frog's croak.
GEESE 61420 22050 VG Several geese honking.
HORSE 31178 22050 VG Horse neigh.
KITTEN 55730 12048 VG Kitten's plaintive mewing.
LION 33324 10000 G Lion's roar.
PIG 18488 11025 VG Pig squealing.
SHEEP 48044 22050 VG Sheep bleating.

DA Series 5003: Sound Effects - Misc #4 Disk DAS5003 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

ANVIL 3718 11000 VG Hammer hitting an anvil.
BARK1 3070 11025 G Single dog bark.
BARK2 6046 11025 G Single dog, couple of barks.
BARK3 14257 11025 G Three dogs, several barks.
BEAM 3838 22000 VG Hammer hitting a beam.
BLING 14644 11000 VG Organ cord hit.
BOING! 3512 5500 VG Classic cartoon sound.
BOINK 1895 11025 G Classic cartoon spring sound.
BOMB 16102 5500 G Bomb drop and explosion.
BONK 2412 11000 VG Classic cartoon bonk sound.
BURP 6554 11000 G Person burping.
CLICK 5610 11000 G Sounds more like a stapler.
COUGH 6750 5500 G Person coughing.
CRASH 34898 11000 VG Good crash sound.
CUCKOO 8042 11000 VG Cuckoo clock sound with ding.
DOORBELL 5152 5500 G Door bell ding dong.
DRIP 830 11000 VG Water drip.
FLUSH 24044 11000 G Toilet flush.
GABING 5946 11000 VG Good sound.
GLASS 9898 11000 VG Breaking glass.
GUNSHOT 41574 22000 E Single gun shot.
JAILDOOR 67972 12048 VG Jail door closing.
KISS 10794 11000 VG Wet sloppy kiss.
LASER 1922 11000 G Toy laser sound.
LOUDZEN 30884 22000 E Interesting sound.
MOO 8171 8000 VG Classic Mac moo.
MTLCLANK 3588 11111 E Deep metallic clank.
QUACK 2108 11111 VG Single Duck's cartoon quack.
RAYBOING 5676 11025 VG Interesting sound.

DA Series 5004: Sound Effects - Misc #5 Disk DAS5004 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

CAR 45302 11000 VG Car firing up engine and
pulling away.
ENGINE 21250 11000 VG Car being started.
JET 76546 22222 VG Jet engine firing up and
launching.
SKDCRASH 16428 5500 VG Car skid then crash.
TIRESKID 6844 11111 VG Car skid.
TRACT 104364 22050 VG Tractor starting.
TRAIN 21054 11025 VG Train horn.
TRAIN2 62981 21739 VG Train going past with whistle.

DA Series 5005: Sound Effects - Misc #6 Disk DAS5005 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

15MINBEN 14354 11000 G Big Ben quarter hour sound.
BOWSNAP 41812 22222 VG Cartoon effect - something
being pulled and then let go.
CARCRASH 26858 11111 VG Car tires skidding and then
crash!
CHAINSAW 24788 11111 G Chain saw being rev'ed.
CRICKET 3924 11111 VG Cricket chirp.
DIVEHORN 24384 8000 VG Submarine dive horn.
GSHOT 8608 8000 VG Gun being fired.
HORN 4808 11000 VG Car horn.
LAMB 12796 22222 VG Baaa.
LASERG1 1901 6024 G Laser gun sound.
MACSTART 5820 11000 VG Mac startup sound. Have fun
with your Mac owning friends. Make your PC sound
like their Mac when it starts up.
PARTY 18348 11000 VG Party laughter.
PHONE 14138 11000 G Classic telephone ring.
RADAR 36506 22222 E Radar ping (more like a sonar
ping)
RARN 5540 11000 VG Cartoon effect.
SFX1 21746 12000 G Cheap effects box - laser gun.
SFX2 21342 12000 G Cheap effects box - ray gun.
SFX3 20896 12000 G Cheap effects box - telephone
ring.
SNEEZE 5476 11000 G Male sneeze.
SPLAT 3944 11111 VG Cartoon effect - something
being squashed.
STUCK 2748 11000 VG Cartoon effect - classic
poke sound.
UGH 6564 11000 VG Somebody saying "Ugh"!
WHIP 6894 11000 VG Whip crack.
YELL 17964 22000 VG Woman's scream.

DA Series 5500: Phrases - Misc #1 Disk DAS5500 $5

File Size Rate Quality Description

F-ANYKEY 14444 12000 VG Female - "Press any key."
F-APPOIN 9044 11000 VG Female - "Time for your
appointment."
F-ASHAME 50220 10989 G Female - "You, a man of your
age, you should be ashamed of yourself."
F-GOHOME 12716 11000 VG Female - "Time to go home
now!"
F-HELLO 6044 12000 VG Female - "Hello."
F-INSERT 21468 11000 VG Female - "Insert the
diskette please."
F-PHONEC 27016 11000 VG Female - "Hey, don't forget
to make that phone call."
F-PM 5912 11000 VG Female - "PM."
F-TIMEIS 10104 11000 G Female - "The time is"
FIGURE 31545 8000 P Allen Grider - "Now, let's
see if you can figure out how I did this." Allen's
first SB joke on Carole.
LETMEOUT 92503 11111 P (knock on monitor sound) Male
- "Let me out of here." (knock on monitor sound)
"Let me out of here." (knock on monitor sound)
M-BUMMER 4908 11025 VG Male - "Bummer."
M-BYE 12044 12000 VG Male - "Goodbye."
M-CHUMP 23084 11025 VG Male - "Ha, what kind of
chump do you take me for."
M-OUCH 17842 22222 VG Male - "Ouch."
M-THANKY 8652 11025 VG Male - "Thank you very much."
M-UHOH 7564 11111 VG Male - "Uhoh."

Coming Soon: We are working on Digital Audio Talker (DATALK 1.). DATALK
will allow your PC via a Sound Blaster, AdLib, or Disney
Sound Source to speak arbitrary English words. No release
date is currently planned.

Future: We are working on Digital Audio Time (DATIME 1.0). DATIME
will allow your PC via a Sound Blaster, AdLib, or Disney
Sound Source to speak the time. No release date is
currently planned.


  3 Responses to “Category : A Collection of Games for DOS and Windows
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  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/mtswslnk/