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Pee Wee Herman's SECRET WORD!
Copyright (c) 1987 Mark Lutton
Version 1.0 9/15/87
Inspired by watching too many episodes of "Pee Wee's Playhouse" I
dashed off this program in Eric Isaacson's A86 assembler (which means
there is a giant footprint in it but that's another story).
Once you run this program it installs itself as a "Terminate and
Stay Resident" routine. There is NO WAY to uninstall it except by using
a utility such as "Mark/Release" or rebooting your machine.
The program picks a SECRET WORD, one for each day of the month, from
a list of words you as an IBM PC user are likely to type at some point
during the day. Words like IF, DOS, COPY and DATA. It tells you what
the secret word is.
For the rest of the day, if anyone types the secret word it SCREAMS
REAL LOUD. You are supposed to scream real loud too but perhaps you should
scream quietly if there is a chance your boss might hear you.
Captain Carl: Hoo boy, Pee Wee, I just LOVE your secret word.
Pee Wee: Well why don't you marry it then?
If YOU have a copy of A86 (probably available from wherever you got
this program) you can change the word list and reassemble.
Paul Reubens knows nothing about this program. It's our little secret.