Dec 072017
 
Hard-Drive Poofer gag program. Completely funny. Quite devious and scary! Fakes a hard-drive failure, hard-drive format, and all around system failure! At one point even makes screen go snowy! VGA or MCGA required.
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Hard-Drive Poofer gag program. Completely funny. Quite devious and scary! Fakes a hard-drive failure, hard-drive format, and all around system failure! At one point even makes screen go snowy! VGA or MCGA required.
File Name File Size Zip Size Zip Type
HDPOOF.DOC 7773 3315 deflated
HDPOOF.EXE 13248 7683 deflated

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Contents of the HDPOOF.DOC file


Hard-Drive Poofer
v1.00
(C) 1992 Ed T. Toton III

OVERVIEW:

Warning! Requires VGA/MCGA or better!!

This is a nasty and scary gag, but is absolutley harmless. At first it
seems almost non-functional. It allows the victim to enter 3 dos commands
without hindering them, and it WILL execute them! After that, the fun
begins! It will give all sorts of hard-drive errors that get progressively
worse. Eventually the system reboots, has some more errors, and starts
"formatting" the hard drive. NOTE- IT DOES NOT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING. After
about 100 cylinders, it gives some more errors, but then everything starts
getting silly, until the grand finale, where the whole screen goes snowy!
Note that for the snow you must have a VGA or MCGA or better.

THE STUFF:

Included in this zip file are two EXE's, SNOW_SCR and HDPOOF. Snow_scr
is the program that turns the screen snowy. If you give it a command-line
parameter it will even make the white-noise out of your speaker (ANY
parameter at all!). HDpoof is the main program, and as the grand finale it
runs an internal version of snow_scr. I included the external version so
that you may use it seperately if you wish.
Remember that HDpoof DOES execute up to three dos commands. In order to do
this, it needs to know where command.com is. So when you run it, tell it the
directory in which command.com can be found, WITHOUT a slash on the end.
Example: HDPOOF c:\dos

And that's it!! Happy hunting!!!


NOTICE:

This program is being distributed on the "shareware" concept. It is by
no means completely free. If you think the program is of use to you, please
send a registration fee of $5. If you think that is rediculous, then send
less (or more for that matter). If you hate the program or found too many
bugs, write me and tell me, and include a graphic explanation (but don't
be too harsh!! Heheheh). In any event, write to:

Ed T. Toton III
7101 Talisman Lane
Columbia Md 21045


And WHY should you register it?
1. To support my continuing efforts to bring you some level of
functional programs. If I get no cash, you get no improvements
in these programs, and I won't be encouraged to make new and
better software!
2. To get that warm glow for knowing that you supported the author
of at least one of the many shareware programs you probably use.
3. To find out if there is a newer version. All you need to do is
ask! But letters with money take priority!
4. You could be sick and demented and thus register everything you
get your hands on.



DISCLAIMER:

This program is provided "AS IS" and I make no gauruntees about it's
performance. I will not be and can not be held responsible for any damages
incurred during it's use. It's on a "use at your own risk" basis. Nothing
at all should happen, the program is harmless, but I have to say it anyway.
Remember, if YOU use it, YOU take the responsibility, and YOU suffer any
and all consequences!!



COPYRIGHT:

This program may be freely distributed (which is actually encouraged)
AS IS. No one may modify this program in ANY way. ESPECIALLY where names
and credit is given, and INCLUDING all the documentation and data files.
It may NOT be used for comercial or profit-turning ventures of any kind,
including sale by disk vendors, without the written consent by ME, with
ONE exception. Disk vendors MAY sell it without my written consent ONLY
if they charge no more than $4 higher then the cost of the disk, AND they
register it first. NOTHING may be added to it either. NO BBS ads are
allowed EXCEPT as zip comments, or as a single SEPERATE text file.


OTHER SOFTWARE:

I have made several programs (not including the 7 or so games I made
in quick-basic a while back) that may be of interest to you. Here is
a list of some of them: (as of 2/21/92)

Blaze v2.6 : =VGA screen-saver. Supports password security,
and a customization system (config file). Has
been known to travel quickly through BBS's.

CompWar v2.6 : =Latest release of CompWar, the on-line game for
use with WWIV BBS systems.

Date-Matcher v1.2 : =On-line match-maker program for BBS's that support
DOS interrupt driven door programs (such as WWIV).

T-Robots v2.0 : =(one of my masterpeices) T-Robots is a system in
which you program robots to fight one another. It
uses a simple programming language, and you create
the programs with your favorite text-editor. Great
for competitions! Supports VGA, EGA, CGA, MCGA,
Hercules, and many more graphics devices.

AT-Robots v1.0 : =Advanced T-robots. Extremely similar to T-Robots 2.0
except the system has been improved. It supports most
graphics adapters in existance (CGA, EGA, VGA, MCGA,
Hercules, etc). In this one you program the robots
using ATR assembly (Advanced T-Robots Assembly). Now
you design your own subroutines, and access specific
device ports and memory locations. The ultimate in
competions of logical thought.

StratSys v2.0 : =A 2-player VGA combat strategy game. VERY flexible.
Comes with 4 game scenarios (Cival War, Naval Battle,
Robot Conquest, and a medieval scenario). Expansion
packs are available (at the moment one with 12
scenarios). Comes with an editor for the images and
maps, so you can make your own scenarios!

My-Gags set 2.1 : =A set of small gag programs that I have made. They
are designed to be placed in the autoexec.bat file.
Over Half of them are TSR's, including one that
creates "line-noise" through the keyboard buffer,
one that beeps occasionally, and one that keeps
changing you caps-lock/numlock/scroll-lock.

Toton Utilities 1.0 =A set of 8 SMALL but potentially useful utilities.
Most are TSR's. Several of them make alternate
drive-lights out of other peripherals. You can make
a drive LED on your screen in the corner, or make
your scroll-lock act as a drive light. Included
is also a program to make clicking sounds as you
press keys, and a program to turn your num-lock
off during boot-up (for those of you that hate your
num-lock staying on after boot-up).



FINAL NOTE:

If you have any questions, concerns, suggestions, criticisms, donations,
remarks, praise or opinions, please write! I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!!
(the address is listed above).

Also- write me if you have any neat prank stories to tell! Even if they
weren't done with my programs!!


Ed T. Toton III
"Necromancer"
-1992





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