Dec 062017
 
Generate unlimited amounts of pseudo-scientific text, complete with footnotes. Very funny. Includes C source code.
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Generate unlimited amounts of pseudo-scientific text, complete with footnotes. Very funny. Includes C source code.
File Name File Size Zip Size Zip Type
PHRASES.TXT 5620 2316 deflated
WISDOM.C 14508 4189 deflated
WISDOM.EXE 12448 7744 deflated

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Contents of the PHRASES.TXT file


#
# phrases file for use with wisdom.c.
#
# Each line in this file is of the form:
#
# :
#
# where is:
#
# $ - sentence structure. Example, $:%s %v %o. specifies a sentence
# structure of subject, verb, and object. $:%s %v %o, %c %s %v %o.
# is subject, verb, object, conjunction, subject, verb, object.
# Punctuate this string properly, as it is interpreted just like
# a regular C format string (except for the 'strange' types).
#
# h - Opening phrase, such as "However,..."
#
# s - subject phrase
#
# q - qualifier adjective phrase, as "subject, which is qualified by
# this phrase, verb object."
#
# v - verb phrase
#
# o - object phrase
#
# a - adjective phrase. Usually, an adjective phrase may be imbedded in
# a subject or object phrase. Example: s:The %a document will
# be expanded by inserting a random phrase from the adjective list
# in place of %a.
#
# c - conjunction.
#
# f - footnote. May contain imbedded macros.
#
# may contain imbedded macros or simple text which gets transferred
# to the output. No checking is made for endless loops of macro
# references, or too many levels of macro nesting.
#
# The imbedded macro %n is a special macro that expands to a single
# digit in the range 0 - 9.
#
# Lines in this file may appear in any order. Any line not beginning with
# one of the characters above will be silently ignored.
#
# Note that the lines in this file should not be longer than MAXLEN chars,
# which is a constant in wisdom.c.
#
# Sentence types:
# ---------------
$:%h %s %v %o.
$:%h %s, %q, %v %o.
$:%h %s, %q, %v %o.
$:%s %v %o, %c %s %v %o.
$:%s %v %o, %c %s %v %o.
$:%h %s %v %o, %c %s %v %o.
$:%h %s %v %o, %c %s, %q, %v %o.
$:%h %s, %q, %v %o, %c %s, %q, %v %o.
$:%s, %q, %v %o.
$:We must ask, what if %s, %q, %v %o?
$:Given that %s %v %o, %s %v %o.
$:%h %s, which %v %o also %v %o.
$:%h in the same way that %s %v %o, %s, %q, %v %o.
$:Either %s, %q, %v %o, or %s %v %o.
$:Since %s %v %o, %s, %q, %v %o.
$:%h %s, %q, %v %o, except that %s %v %o.

# Parts of speech:
# ---------------
h:However,
h:Apparantly,
h:Alternatively,
h:Similarly,
h:In conclusion,
h:In summary,
h:In other words,
h:For example,
h:In theory,
h:It is obvious that
h:We first observed that
h:We have previously published that
h:As implied before,
h:However it is likely that
h:All specialists agree that
h:As is well known,
h:We may hypothesize that
h:That is to say
h:To begin with,
h:As the literature attests,
h:It is required that
h:Otherwise,
h:An argument may be made that
h:In opposition to %s,
h:Consider that
s:A transcendental observational tendency
s:The %a post-suggestion
s:Catastrophe theory
s:A quantization scheme
s:The %a, %a beta measure
s:The coefficient inaccuracy
s:The probabilistic assumption
s:The %a hyper-plane
s:Our %a application
s:The critical analysis
s:This approach
s:This method
s:The Mahalanobis distance
s:The thematic links between %s and %s
s:Such a theory
s:The %a algorithm
s:A block diagram
s:White noise
s:Our a priori knowledge
s:Our restoration technique
s:The %a relation
s:The %a complex conjugate
s:The %a tunnel diode
s:The %a phenomemon
q:a first attempt
q:as we predicted
q:a prototype of the sigma model
q:theoretically speaking
q:with its underlying assumptions
q:with a Laplacian decorrelation operator
q:as a maximum
q:as a minimum
q:generally
q:a spatial whitening operator
q:arbitrarily chosen
q:with less than %n.%n per cent error
q:as specified by %s
q:as theorized
q:in a fashion
q:in this case
q:as published
q:given its limitations
q:in its primary sense
v:resulted in
v:predicted
v:maintained
v:interfaces with
v:proposes
v:implies
v:approximates
v:denotes
v:duplicates
v:depends upon
v:ergodically processes
v:uniformly signifies
v:aligns with
v:constrains
v:is denoted by
v:can be inferred from
v:is propagated through
o:%o which %v %o
o:suboptimum methods
o:%a performance
o:the apparatus
o:the current methodology
o:several interrelations
o:familiar results
o:improvement
o:the historical aspect
o:%a surfaces
o:the best candidates
o:low-level object grouping
o:single-linkage cluster analysis
o:the %a image region
o:the %a parameters
o:perspective distortions
o:the %a rotational space
o:n-dimensional space
o:a closed-path condition measure
o:the %a strategy
o:a strategy
o:a form of the alpha-max algorithm family
o:an N-stage feature sequence graph
o:the best fit
o:a %a discontinuity
o:the conclusions
o:the %a ideology
o:a deadlock situation
o:a ratio of 1:%n
o:a 9%n.%n per cent significance
a:%a, %a
a:%a, as well as %a
a:post-incremental
a:diachronic
a:reconstructed
a:monocular
a:convoluted
a:di-morphic
a:simultaneous
a:Gaussian
a:homogeneous
a:noise-free
a:heterogenous
a:noisy
a:infinite
a:quasi-independent

a:principal
a:minimal
a:maximal
a:stochastic
a:non-optimal
a:notational
a:non-asymptotic
a:sequential
a:related
a:rejected
a:non-primitive
a:unstable
a:ad hoc
c:and
c:given that
c:therefore
c:assuming that
c:in the same way that
c:just as
c:but
c:although
c:however
c:in which case
f:Journ. MDSC, Vol. 1%n, No. %n, pp. 1%n%nff.
f:PPDNC, 197%n, No. %n, p. 2%n, note %n.
f:Smith, P. H., "Advanced Systems", (New York: 1987), p. 2%n%n.
f:Smith, Op. Cit.
f:Ibid, pp. 3%n%nf.


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