Category : Communication (modem) tools and utilities
Archive   : QCOM297.ZIP
Filename : QMPTAGS.TXT

Output of file : QMPTAGS.TXT contained in archive : QCOM297.ZIP
Real programmers use copy con program.exe
This tagline borrowed by QCom Mail Processor!
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!!
...On borrowed time (+30 m. in Newfoundland)
I need a program that prints "hello world"...
So how DO they get Teflon to stick to the pans?
Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...
On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tec...
Tagless messages just look naked somehow...
If Vegitarians eat vegtables,....Beware of humanitarians.
Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
It doesn't work, but it looks pretty.
Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.

Guns don't kill people. Moderators kill people.
Windows magic turns an 386 into a 8088.
By many words wit is exhausted.
That's fine in practice,it'll never work in theory.
Not tonight, dear.......I have a ... modem
Life is too short to learn Word Perfect.
A code in my nose? I must be a programmer.
C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry.
No no! Don't hit that butt#^%@! NO CARRIER
Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.
Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
REALITY.SYS Corrupted - Universe Unrecoverable.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

  3 Responses to “Category : Communication (modem) tools and utilities
Archive   : QCOM297.ZIP
Filename : QMPTAGS.TXT

  1. Very nice! Thank you for this wonderful archive. I wonder why I found it only now. Long live the BBS file archives!

  2. This is so awesome! 😀 I’d be cool if you could download an entire archive of this at once, though.

  3. But one thing that puzzles me is the “mtswslnkmcjklsdlsbdmMICROSOFT” string. There is an article about it here. It is definitely worth a read: