Category : C Source Code
Archive   : QA.ZIP
Filename : MOM

* Mom Database
* Y (random question)
~ABCDE
* A (some blank space follows)
























Mom: Eat your dinner. It's good for you.

A. I'm not hungry.
B. I ate at work/school.
C. Yum, I'm hungry.
D. Ok... (ho hum)
>ABCD
* A
What's wrong are you sick?
>YN
* Y
I bet it's that Bobby next door. I told you to keep away from him when
he has a cold. Now look at you!
!
* N
Well.. I'm calling the doctor. If you're sick, I don't want you over-exerting
yourself.
!
* B
What are they feeding you there anyway? You look thin as a skeleton!

A. Aw Mom, I'm not that thin...
B. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C. Am I really that skinny?
>ABC
* A
You think so? If I were that skinny when I was your age, I'd be put in
the hospital with a tube down my throat.
!
* B
Don't you talk to me like that young man!
!
* C
You sure are! Now eat your dinner.
!
* C
Look at those filthy hands! Go wash up with soap before you touch
my clean china.
!
* D
You know, many starving Armenians would give their right leg to be seated
at this table.

A. Then send the food over there!
B. Yeah Mom.
C. What's an Armenian, Mom?
>ABC
* A
Don't you talk back to your mother young man!
!
* B
Listen to that. I wish I had a starving Armenian for a son instead of you.
!
* C
Don't ask so many questions at the dinner table. We're supposed to have
pleasant conversation here.
!
* B (some blank space follows)














Mom: Why aren't you out looking for work?

A. I'm too young to work.
B. I dunno.
C. What are you talking about? I'm out there every day!
D. Because I don't need the money. I have you, Mom.
>ABCD
* A
Don't give that baloney young man! When I was your age, I was out there every
day on my hands and knees. And you know, I didn't even get paid!
!
* B
I ask for a doctor, and what do I get? A nothing, a loser. I may as well
stick my head in the oven and end it now.
!
* C
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was talking to my son.
!
* D
When your father hears that he's gonna kick you out of this house so fast you
won't know what's happening.
!
* C (some blank space follows)

























Mom: Do you love me?
>YN
* Y
Then would you do me a favor?
>NY
* N
(cold silence) Are you absolutely certain?
>NY
* N
^/Y
* Y
(Door slams in your face.)
!
* Y
Would you clean out the cat box with your tongue?
>YN
* Y
You know, if you really loved me, I wouldn't have to ask...
!
* N
Aha! You don't REALLY love me.
!
* N
Who are you? I thought I had a son.
!
* D (some blank space follows)






















Mom: Be careful! You'll poke your eye out with that thing.

N. No I won't Mom...
Y. Yeah Mom...
>NY
* N
Oh yeah? I once saw someone just your age poke his eye out with one of
those things. It was the saddest thing I ever did see. He had to wear a
glass eye for the rest of his life!
!
* Y
Are you listening to me?
>YN
* Y
That's a good boy.
!
* N
I thought not.
!
* E (some blank space follows)




Mom: Go upstairs and clean you room!

A. Aw Mom, I cleaned it yesterday.
B. But Mom, I like it the way it is!
>AB
* A
Ha! You call that cleaning? Picking up a few things here and there?
You know, a filthy room attracts all kinds of things; cockroaches,
mice, ants... But I suppose you like mice and roaches, don't you?
>YN
* Y
I swear, kids today... If my mother could here this she'd be turning in her
grave!
!
* N
That's strange, your room's full of them! Or can't you see the floor?
>YN
* Y
No, the FLOOR, that's the part where your feet go.
!
* N
My son... cleans his room yesterday, and today he can't see the floor...
!
* B
Oh you do, do you? I suppose you think living in a pig sty is a rich and
meaningful mode of existence? Well listen up young man. When you go out
in the Real World, life isn't gonna be so easy! I know many such as yourself
who didn't prepare themselves properly and ended up out in the street!
Now is that anyway to live your life?
>NY
* N
I should think not! Now go upstairs and clean your room.
!
* Y
I think I'm having a heart attack... Get my pills...
!