My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section thing.
This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done.
The beatings will continue until the moral improves.
My other computer is a VAX.
SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally.
Excuse me sir, but your participle is dangling.
The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics!
BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo
Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
"Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing."
Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so...
Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200!
Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people.
Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are still free.
Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
I know a good tagline when I steal one.
This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me about it!
A feature is a bug with seniority.
ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo ...
Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so.
Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
"Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Not tonight, dear. I have a modem.
"42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
"Don't mince words ... what do you *REALLY* think?"
He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
Line noise provided by Bell Canada Telephone!
RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks?
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpson
MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interesting.
New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)