Category : BBS Programs+Doors
Archive   : CHAT!310.ZIP
Filename : CHAT!.MSG

00:I'm sorry, but the Sysop can't be reached right now.
00:
00:Please try again later.
01:The Sysop is watching a movie, I guess.....
01:
01:Please do not disturb....
02:The Sysop is probably asleep...
02:
02:Shouldn't YOU go to bed?
03:Are you nuts? Yelling at this hour?
03:
03:Wait for the sunrise, and try again.
04:No, No, No, NO! I will NOT yell the Sysop for you!
04:
04:Maybe it's time to get your watch repaired?
05:U-huh! Too early in the morning.
05:
05:I can't reach him right now.
06:Maybe the sun is already up....
06:
06:but the Sysop isn't!
07:Sysop is in the bathroom, I guess..
07:
07:I can't reach him right now.
08:Maybe he's already gone to work.
08:
08:Try again later today
09:The Sysop has already gone to work.
09:
09:Please try again later today.
10:The Sysop has already gone to work.
10:
10:Please try again later today.
11:The Sysop is listening to the radio.
11:
11:Please try again later today.
12:The Sysop went for lunch.
12:
12:Bon Appetit!
13:The Sysop hasn't finished his lunch yet.....
13:
13:Please try again later today.
14:The Sysop went to work.
14:
14:Please try again later today.
15:The Sysop is making some tea.....
15:
15:Please do not disturb.....
16:The Sysop is out with the dog.
16:
16:Please try again later today.
17:The Sysop is mowing the lawn...
17:
17:His MOWER 45 GTI makes too much noise... He doesn't hear you.
17:Please try again later today.
18:The Sysop is at a fancy restaurant,
18:spending the Donators' money 🙂
18:
18:Please try again later today.
19:The Sysop is watching 'Full House' on TV....
19:
19:So, why don't you stroll around a bit, a try again later....
20:The Sysop is having an argument with his wife....
20:
20:Shhhhhhhh! I can't hear a thing of what they're yelling!
20:Please try again later today.
21:Sorry, the Sysop seems to be out...
21:
21:He doesn't respond to your yell...
21:Please try again later today.
22:The Sysop went to bed early today 😉 (wink!wink!wink!)
22:
22:Well, ehr... You know!
23:Sorry, the Sysop can't be paged right now.
23:
23:Please try again later today.
99:Sorry, The sysop can't be reached, so i'll give
99:you the standard absence message...
99:
99:Please try it again later...